John Stones #41 He needs to stop skiving 🤣 come on Bae, make sure the balon d’or comes your way

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Omg guys

 

[einahpets93]

Spoiler

apparently I even had the skills when I was at school

 

[333149O]

@333149O I hope you're having a nice time still, pls report back ASAP

my babyyyyy
I am back on English soil lads! had an amazing time, got a few piccies to show yous but probably tomorrow now, I’m so tired!

great flight, no faff at the airports either end. I must say tho, Charles De Gaule airport is gorgeous, makes Manchester airport look like a proper shit hole hahaha, very efficient too!

missed you all, will catch up with you properly tomorrow, gonna curl up in my bed n watch house of the dragon. hope everyone is well, including John

 

[lou_claire91]

Pls send us a pic when it’s done??? have fun

Thanks babe! Hair all beautiful and ready to be blown into a mess on Saturday I’ve had my chunky side bangs cut back in as they were down by my chin so now back to cheek level too!

Spoiler: Hair 🤍

 

[2busyshopping34]

sorry for being an aggressive cunt again on the jg thread and making it a bit of a shit place for all of yous

 

[Starttheline]

Oh no his pants fell down

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

This is not a drill

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Exhibit A - a David silva bulge

E


exhibit b -John stones perfect SMOOTH bulge

now ladies which would you rather have

 

[2busyshopping34]

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hehehe i’ve been naugjty

 

[Violetroselily]

This is a nice photo of John isn't it
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I have just lol'd

It's giving

I still hope this is fake

 

[WylieWyles]

Spoiler

that was todays offering

I'm watching this now and thank god they have CC for CC because I was all like:

Note: the frequency with which this man makes these confused and offended faces leads me to believe that he is absolutely one of the worst perpetrators of weaponized incompetence and it's just a good thing that he can afford an army of household help. I had even more photos than this but I deleted a few.

Also discovered the existence of this photo tonight :

Spoiler

Not the epic romance for the ages, just the photo of it AND HIS TONGUE!

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Gaah, I dunno when it was. Have an update

Yes, so sexy!!!!

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Hello my loves. Can't believe I've missed drama again.

Think I've too-tired-to-eat, heavy-period, bad-cold, terrible-sleep, work-stressed myself into being properly run-down.

I have the nightmarish croak and cold white hands of a recently reanimated corpse.

 

[333149O]

I come bearing photos

visual representation of me showing u my pics:

Spoiler: dlp

 

[mimimithis]

Good morning, girls. how are you all doing?

I still can’t get over this:

Hope all goes well at the polls! You’re doing good work.

Hope you get to bed soon and have a nice warm sleep!

@mimimithis I watched highlights of the Bayern-Augsburg match. The streak is broken! And my boy looked great.

The match was so good! And the 1972 Olympiapark inspired kit looks really pretty.

Morning all!
(Or evening)

hope everyone’s ok

How are you feeling, pretty?

 

[mimimithis]

My God is he handsome. I’d like that last one in HD, please

 

[Starttheline]

This is a nice photo of John isn't it

 

[Starttheline]

Teehee

Can you do this one plz for a friend

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I hate myself

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

God I can’t Silvas is just gross what the hell is down there!!! Why is it so bumpy

I have just lol'd

It's giving

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I still hope this is fake

That’s what you take from that picture?!

Yes I’m sorry. there is too much bumpiness and bulkiness for my liking. It’s not a nice bulge that!!! It looks uncomfortable

 

[mimimithis]

 

[lou_claire91]

sorry for being an aggressive cunt again on the jg thread and making it a bit of a shit place for all of yous

Don’t ever apologise for people taking your humour as something else!
We all love you