Upthisweek
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As polite as ever.
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DinosaurSenior
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Another one for the list. I'd pop this one at the top of the heap, dear heart
Silver Linings
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Jack! Ffs stfu!! His privacy. Again!!
Ooh i’m so cross with her. That’s on her, not him. Poor love.
Oofadoofa
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“Im absolutely in awe of him and what he’s achieving”
Translation: “I want my cut”.
MancBee
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It is fucking brown.
It is fucking BROWN.
it is FUCKING BROWN.
it IS FUCKING BROWN
IT IS FUCKING BROWN
It is supposed to be a lovely pinkish golden colour, a lovely light transparent appealing colour.
Why does she makes everything look like shit?
ETA, I very rarely swear, but this woman is enough to make a saint swear.
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Scarletfever
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It's always a sign of being very careful with money when you have multiple copies of the same books.
ClarenceBeakes
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Made some awful jam using fruits that weren't even rationed in 1942. Fucked it up.
Threatened to open a resto.
Some shit with beans.
Posted some slop across various social media like a monkey throwing shit at the walls.
Got a bit paranoid about fraus infiltrating the Twitter feed..
Googled some poetry.
Threatened to open a resto.
Some shit with beans.
Posted some slop across various social media like a monkey throwing shit at the walls.
Got a bit paranoid about fraus infiltrating the Twitter feed..
Googled some poetry.
istapp
Active member
'jam'... on a ham background? :'(
NP
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Not petty but her inability to create a simple recipe in its classic form. She can’t just make cottage pie. It has to be cottage pie made with grated Spam, rinsed beans and topped with custard. Toad in the hole would be giant Wotsits instead of sausages and a batter made with yogurt that would definitely thicken up in the oven, thankyou very Matt much, Matt.
For once it would be nice to see a normal recipe that hasn’t been completely fucked in some way.
DinosaurSenior
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When she says "aye" the hairs on my Scottish toes curl up.....
Silver Linings
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Give him his bloody privacy fgs.
People-huv-tae-know
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Many many books have been written on poverty and I don't believe a single one has made a difference. It did not stop me growing up in a high rise with single glazing, no central heating and inadequate food. It did not stop some of the neighbours from turning to drugs. It did not stop my father from spending what little excess we had on alcohol which further fuelled his rage. Fast forward 30 years later and I still see the same people on the fringes of society completely bereft of any happiness or point to life because genuine poverty is what they live and breathe. There are still children going hungry, still homes with no heating and many people helplessly addicted to various substances. Nothing has really changed with the exception of how widespread and normal food banks are. No book has ever changed that and people knew deep in poverty are not going to be reading these kind of books either.
Jack's book if published might be lauded by white saviour blue stickers but apart from this it will fall into the abyss of other books which failed to make a difference. It's real policies and on the ground action that can make a difference.
Jack's book if published might be lauded by white saviour blue stickers but apart from this it will fall into the abyss of other books which failed to make a difference. It's real policies and on the ground action that can make a difference.
TriviaNewtonJohn
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The timelines never add up. Nothing makes sense.
I steal names
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She melts the halloumi into the sauce. Hun....how?! Maybe it's just me, but I thought halloumi famously doesn't melt.
Editing to add: if it *does* melt into her sauce, did she boil it to fuck, or did she fold it in, as she earlier described her weird additions to "carbonara"?
Editing to add: if it *does* melt into her sauce, did she boil it to fuck, or did she fold it in, as she earlier described her weird additions to "carbonara"?
MancBee
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Yep, she said the greengages were from (whispers) Waitrose, so she obviously picked the potato dish up at the same time. The "serves four" thing was the clincher, serves four says who? Oh yes, that would be the label!
Veronicaaa
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There's about 15 replies now under her post about how it doesn't matter which potatoes you use, all of them disagreeing with her. She's not going to be happy about having her 'expertise' challenged. People can get very passionate about potatoes!
Silver Linings
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Shut up shut up shut up!
IndigoStar
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Tattle. Not just any tattle. Educational Tattie tattle 
Dustye
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I hate pandas. Frigid monochrome bastards, taking up all the conservation money and attention.