I demand more coffee flavoured sweets, not less. Or chocolate but either way, I'd be bereft by that more than another guest weaseling episode.
Uncanny - this is what actuaL Cherie Blair looks like now...
Eyeball a vodka shot. Hurts like fuckery but hits those mucous membranes faster than you can say J1gWhat do we do if she mentions Redcar?
What? She wanted to take the bleeping mace on a bus?When you’ve QUITE finished tenderbabes, she FULLY ACKNOWLEDGED she didn’t have one of the essential criteria when she applied at age 24 to be Macebearer to the Mayoralty.
Unfortunately they didn’t want her, but that is only because they HATE SUSTAINABLE TRANSPORT.
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Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days
She had some of them pre-Poverty: So posing topless with tats on your arm and smoking a ciggie while wearing Kangol briefs proves you're not cis? Whatever :rolleyes:tattle.life
She. Cant. Do. Roundabouts.What? She wanted to take the bleeping mace on a bus?
I know people and can organise a cement mixing lorry of Smash that could give us a supply sufficient to last the 6 weeks campaign. We could splat ALL of Soho HouseOk does everyone have their life size cut out of Jude Law, vat of smash and moleskin notebook at the ready? This is our time fraus
Just like those fancy Londoners do it.What? She wanted to take the bleeping mace on a bus?
This is the kind of positive thinking I’m here forI know people and can organise a cement mixing lorry of Smash that could give us a supply sufficient to last the 6 weeks campaign. We could splat ALL of Soho House
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Can I have your coffee and orange creams please?Big bowl of Revels here.
Drink = Malteser
Down it = naked Minstrel
Neck the bottle = handful of mystery
@Marmalade Atkins i was looking for the post where you collated a load of the EXHAUSTEDs and EXHAUSTINGs but couldn’t find it. Do you know where it is?
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Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor
I can’t help but think that those ‘wealth calculators’ would probably be right if J hadn’t spent it all up her nose ( allegedly - don’t sue me) and on her top tier shopping habit .tattle.life
Marm I really hope you haven’t been looking for that all this time. You must be EXHAUSTED.
That was comedy gold. Jack claimed she spoiled her ballot paper then scampered off to her favourist place ever, The Groucho club, because. No doubt, probably expecting a rapturous welcome from all the blue tickers, and fondly imagining a tangle of limbs and raucous laughter.Apologies re drinking games if that did indeed cause upset or offence. Please feel free to make it a crisp eating game or something? cheap crisps, of course.
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If she then claims that he was trying to get off with her that night does that mean she was the most beautiful of them all? I would have more respect for her if she'd gone full daily star with the alliteration and made it braying with a bevy of beautiful busty babes