I think she spends a lot of her time these days looking for opportunities to relaunch herself back on social media. There’ll be political, sporting, food (mind maybe not) clap backs all being meticulously lined up. Depher has totally screwed her in the run up to July 5. Counting days till she feels confident to give us her tuppence.
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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Tuppence means vajayjay here! I never want her to give us as much as a peek of her “chubby lil thighs
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Do we really believe that she spoiled her ballot?? I don’t.
It was probably snowing and she forgot to vote.
Apologies re drinking games if that did indeed cause upset or offence. Please feel free to make it a crisp eating game or something? cheap crisps, of course.
If she then claims that he was trying to get off with her that night does that mean she was the most beautiful of them all? I would have more respect for her if she'd gone full daily star with the alliteration and made it braying with a bevy of beautiful busty babes
If she then claims that he was trying to get off with her that night does that mean she was the most beautiful of them all? I would have more respect for her if she'd gone full daily star with the alliteration and made it braying with a bevy of beautiful busty babes
Big bowl of Revels here.
Drink = Malteser
Down it = naked Minstrel
Neck the bottle = handful of mystery
This could be her plan to take us all down
Same and I absolutely do not want her to be giving her tuppenceTuppence means vajayjay here! I never want her to give us as much as a peek of her “chubby lil thighs
Tory win = raisin
I’m vomiting from the second hand cringeShe can’t even quite remember/keep her story straight about how she spoiled it. In 2017 she coyly wrote “not my circus not my bleeping monkeys”
View attachment 2951441but the following year (and less than a month after she’d not at all coincidentally published a book on cooking from tins and was telling everyone they should be…stockpiling tins for Brexit) she ALMOST SCORED IT IN HALF
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“I sat snapping biros”
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Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwinwww.standard.co.uk
What (And Why) I’m Stockpiling For Brexit.
A few months ago I was approached by several newspapers asking me to write a piece on stockpiling for Brexit. I refused, saying that I didn’t want to contribute to food shortages, panic and alarm a…web.archive.org
A Handful of Mystery?
Who's going to check you haven't gobbed the coffee one into your hand and stuffed it down the side of the couch?
I wasn't born yesterday you know. The Things people will do to avoid a Coffee Revel.
Or a number crunching chaos goblin outside a polling station.
Same thing
I like coffee revels
It goes
Orange
Naked minstrel
Coffee
Malteser
Raisin
those horrible hard toffee nightmares
On topic, guest is a toffee revel in the sharing bag of life
It goes
Orange
Naked minstrel
Coffee
Malteser
Raisin
those horrible hard toffee nightmares
On topic, guest is a toffee revel in the sharing bag of life
Classic move by Big Supermarket here. Those two extra bags of bananas per day in rural Norfolk will soon add up.
What does not my circus not my monkeys even mean in this context?
1. Yes Jack this is our circus and monkeys - that’s why we have a vote.
2. What are you suggesting? It’s not your circus and not your monkeys so put the decision back into the hands of the circus and the monkeys?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
1. Yes Jack this is our circus and monkeys - that’s why we have a vote.
2. What are you suggesting? It’s not your circus and not your monkeys so put the decision back into the hands of the circus and the monkeys?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Narrator : nobody could, in fact, make any of it make sense
Thanks, I didn't really want to get any sleep tonight anyway.
Ok does everyone have their life size cut out of Jude Law, vat of smash and moleskin notebook at the ready? This is our time fraus
Well that's going to haunt my nightmares for the next twenty years!
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