I thought she worked tirelessly to end poverty? These screenshots suggest I was lied to!
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She reminds me of someone here and I can’t think who (not Jack Monroe, that’s for sure) could be Justine Frishman or anyone from the 90s with that hair.
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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That is literally exactly what happened. Mere days later.
Here’s the article CONFIRMING she was there acting like a twit, claiming she was pro-remain, (and being completely ignored by everyone including Jude Law).
[important Southend civic event]
LOCAL DIGNITARY: All rise for His Honour the Lord Mayor.
MAYOR: [whispering] psst! Don't announce me just yet! My bloody mace bearer isn't here!
LOCAL DIGNITARY: [whispering] Where the hell is she? Didn't you tell her what time to show up?
MAYOR: [whispering] I did, but the bus never arrives on time, or she misses the one she's supposed to be on. Always some excuse.
LOCAL DIGNITARY: Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, apologies for the delay, but we will be starting our ceremony as soon as possible. Please be patient.
[approx 15 minutes later, doors fly open and guest dashes in, carrying the mace in a plastic Aldi shopping bag.]
GUEST [loudly]: Oh me, oh my, so sorry, everyone, but saving the environment means sometimes you have to wait for a bus even when it's cancelled. Lazy bus drivers, I bet they say the bus is broken just so they can have a sandwich and a piss. I'll have to bring that to the attention of Council, eh? Anyway, wazzup, Mayor mate, you ready to rock? Come on, let's do this!!
MAYOR:
It never ceases to amaze me what a terrible writer she is.Jaaaaa-aaaaack! Question!
Is having exhausted mania on the inside
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Better, worse or the same as perpetual catatonic reprise-ing?
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I was reading mace as the spray and thought it sounded about right for her. Yes, I'm off to have some caffeine 
Nah, the WI would eat her alive and spit out the pips. Those ladies really know how to cook and have no time for tinned pear chocolate brick cakes.
Behind as always but… peach and OLIVE OIL?? What in the mashed up hellfire is going on here??
Yeah, cos when I think of crumble, I always connect it to Mediterranean (arse) lubrication.
duck me.
A red coronation quiche to unite the Marxist-Monarchist factions.
Urrrgh duck the duck OFFFFF with this tit Jack, ya walloper…
Yesterday, I had a section on critical thinking (ha! Something talked about a lot here and in general on grifter threads) but it was actually really hard for me to get the terms used - epistemological anyone?
Anyway, I was in pain with my chest and legs so had had a lower dose of my meds to try and keep my mind clear… long story short, I had to ask AI to help simplify things for me over and over until I could write it in a way I understand. The whole thing took me 8 hours and then the self doubt crept in as to whether I’m “good enough” to complete a psychology degree… I honestly felt like crying both in pain and in terms of the aforementioned self doubt. THAT was exhausting.
To end on a happier note, I now understand the theories and terms behind critical thinking, it’s written in my notes in an easy way so I have them for reference when they pop up in modules and my pain abated when I could take my usual meds dose so that I floated off to sleep. All this whilst managing housework, genuine school runs and dinner that actually tasted nice. Jack hasn’t got a bleeping clue what physical/mental exhaustion means. She can get in the bleeping bin
Anyway, I was in pain with my chest and legs so had had a lower dose of my meds to try and keep my mind clear… long story short, I had to ask AI to help simplify things for me over and over until I could write it in a way I understand. The whole thing took me 8 hours and then the self doubt crept in as to whether I’m “good enough” to complete a psychology degree… I honestly felt like crying both in pain and in terms of the aforementioned self doubt. THAT was exhausting.
To end on a happier note, I now understand the theories and terms behind critical thinking, it’s written in my notes in an easy way so I have them for reference when they pop up in modules and my pain abated when I could take my usual meds dose so that I floated off to sleep. All this whilst managing housework, genuine school runs and dinner that actually tasted nice. Jack hasn’t got a bleeping clue what physical/mental exhaustion means. She can get in the bleeping bin
Also, thank duck for Tattle and the Depher threads - during my (many) breaks in study as they kept me slightly sane and gave a bit of relief from what I was trying to do.
Yeah, Jack, there’s lots of England flags up, because the Euros had only ended a couple of weeks earlier, and some people can be a little tardy in taking them down. But you’re such a football fan, you already knew that.
twit.
I have never seen these before and I am honestly in bits laughing. If anything even approaching this level of cringe was ever written about me I'd leave the country. Jesus wept.
And she thought she was a writer
Put together it is all so obvious.
Jack went to the Groucho club and was blanked by celeb and media 'friends, and is now taking her sad and pointless little revenge on people who don't care.
Thank you haha. I am a WI member
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Did she also do a blog post in the early days about flying her St. George’s flag with pride.,I’m sure Marms has a copy somewhere
I've had to go and read that full Carole Cadwalladr piece and this has actually ended me. A stab vest for Glastonbury. For a poverty blogger. Send help
Apologies to ninnies more au fait with Monroeverse lore. I'm sure this has been discussed plenty of times but it's new to me
Urrrgh duck the duck OFFFFF with this tit Jack, ya walloper…Yesterday, I had a section on critical thinking (ha! Something talked about a lot here and in general on grifter threads) but it was actually really hard for me to get the terms used - epistemological anyone?
Anyway, I was in pain with my chest and legs so had had a lower dose of my meds to try and keep my mind clear… long story short, I had to ask AI to help simplify things for me over and over until I could write it in a way I understand. The whole thing took me 8 hours and then the self doubt crept in as to whether I’m “good enough” to complete a psychology degree… I honestly felt like crying both in pain and in terms of the aforementioned self doubt. THAT was exhausting.
To end on a happier note, I now understand the theories and terms behind critical thinking, it’s written in my notes in an easy way so I have them for reference when they pop up in modules and my pain abated when I could take my usual meds dose so that I floated off to sleep. All this whilst managing housework, genuine school runs and dinner that actually tasted nice. Jack hasn’t got a bleeping clue what physical/mental exhaustion means. She can get in the bleeping bin
Also, thank duck for Tattle and the Depher threads - during my (many) breaks in study as they kept me slightly sane and gave a bit of relief from what I was trying to do.
I know you don't need me to tell you this, but you absolutely 100% definitely are good enough to complete a degree in psychology. Honestly the fact that you wrote this post alone demonstrates that you have all the skills required in terms of writing and analytical thinking etc . I hope it all continues to go well 
this is actually such a good idea for guest. politics themed recipes. Green party cucumber and mint summer cold soup. Tory party blueberry tart. Labour party the same as the Tory one but with some red jam on top to try to look different. Lib dem custard tarts in the classic diamond shape. Etc etc. a nice project to keep her busy
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Oh my god. I've heard of the stab vest but I hadn't realised just how eye wateringly cringe it was. She bought one! The cops didn't give her one because there was a serious threat but she had to be there because she was MLK or whoever she thought she was that week. She ordered one online!I've had to go and read that full Carole Cadwalladr piece and this has actually ended me. A stab vest for Glastonbury. For a poverty blogger. Send help
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Apologies to ninnies more au fait with Monroeverse lore. I'm sure this has been discussed plenty of times but it's new to me
I've had a very quick look at prices and I'm betting she spent over £100 quid on it too. Probably more like 200+ if she got one she thought was "sexy as hell"
(Although her idea of sexy being that grey sports bra, maybe not)
Anyway I wonder where it is now. Maybe she donated it to the trussell trust. Maybe she still wears it every day.
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All that money wasted when she could have just borrowed Stormzy is 72 years old's after he got off stage.I know you don't need me to tell you this, but you absolutely 100% definitely are good enough to complete a degree in psychology. Honestly the fact that you wrote this post alone demonstrates that you have all the skills required in terms of writing and analytical thinking etc . I hope it all continues to go well
this is actually such a good idea for guest. politics themed recipes. Green party cucumber and mint summer cold soup. Tory party blueberry tart. Labour party the same as the Tory one but with some red jam on top to try to look different. Lib dem custard tarts in the classic diamond shape. Etc etc. a nice project to keep her busy
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Oh my god. I've heard of the stab vest but I hadn't realised just how eye wateringly cringe it was. She bought one! The cops didn't give her one because there was a serious threat but she had to be there because she was MLK or whoever she thought she was that week. She ordered one online!
I've had a very quick look at prices and I'm betting she spent over £100 quid on it too. Probably more like 200+ if she got one she thought was "sexy as hell"
(Although her idea of sexy being that grey sports bra, maybe not)
Anyway I wonder where it is now. Maybe she donated it to the trussell trust. Maybe she still wears it every day.
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On a side note, I’ve never understood the purpose of bullet proof vests. If I’m that determined, I’ll just shoot that mofo in the head. I wonder if there’s a market for bullet proof balaclavas?
(Not you Jack. No one wants any harm wished on you. Just musing.)
(Not you Jack. No one wants any harm wished on you. Just musing.)
I live in an area that's well known for its knife and occasional gun crime and never once thought of getting a stab or bulletproof vest. To have one for Glastonbury? GTFO
Because you always aim for the centre of mass when you shoot at somebody. That's the most reliable way to stop them.
Ah yes, the classic Monroe flip flop.
Can't remember the specific Twitter thread (possibly a Corbyn-related one?) but she kept flip-flopping and managed to upset people of the Jewish faith, people not of the Jewish faith, Labour supporters and also non-Labour supporters. Though her ignorance and general stupidity was also a factor.
The absolute tool.
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