Do it through a proper straw too
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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Finally, a sport I can get behind
The Lib Dems took Winchester by two votes in 1997, don't ever say your vote doesn't count.
The election was then declared void because of shenanigans and the Lib Dem was elected at the by-election with a rather more substantial majority of 21,500, but don't ever say your vote doesn't count.
I believe that was the 'not my circus not my monkeys' ballot spoiler.
I know I said this fairly recently, but Iâm of the opinion the spoiled paper story was simply because she wasnât sure how all the cool kids were voting, so she went for the third option of âI didnât care about the stupid referendum anywayâ so she couldnât be accused of voting the wrong way.
Would love Japan Today as a thread title. Sheâs so ridiculously up herself!Iâm not sure why but âJapan Todayâ has ended me
One of her classics âpissing off both sides of the argumentâ moves.
What do we do if she mentions Redcar?
Shout âshe spoiled her ballotâ and salute a pic of Jude Law (standing, obvs)
With medals? I have a cycling proficiency badge somewhere.
Are you trying to rub it in that she CANT DO ROUNDABOUTS
Japan Today print a daily good news paragraph. Since 1978, one sentence has remained the same " rejoice for there are no slopgibbons living in Japan today". Long may it last.
Iâve too much on at the moment to keep up with this thread in real-time, thanks to Depher.
I just came here to say itâs time to crack out the gumshoes, Jack!
I just came here to say itâs time to crack out the gumshoes, Jack!
Iâve missed people tagging her in their random supermarket gripes like she has anything to do with it.
Oh that day she pissed off all the pro and anti Corbyn squigs at the same time, and was squirming all over Twitter. Good times
.DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING?
Iâm sure sheâll be all over the news, being asked about the impact on the povs of the different parties plans. Oh waitâŠ
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When youâve QUITE finished tenderbabes, she FULLY ACKNOWLEDGED she didnât have one of the essential criteria when she applied at age 24 to be Macebearer to the Mayoralty.
Unfortunately they didnât want her, but that is only because they HATE SUSTAINABLE TRANSPORT.
full post from @Mel Donte
Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days
She had some of them pre-Poverty: So posing topless with tats on your arm and smoking a ciggie while wearing Kangol briefs proves you're not cis? Whatever :rolleyes:
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She is truly off her tree in the worst and most pompous way.
I loved the day a year or two ago where she tied herself in knots and managed to piss off Tory twitter, Jewish twitter and momentum twitter all in one go. Think she then probably deployed coops and flounced off.
Iâm fairly sure thatâs the plan. Just in time to enrol the kids for the new school year!
Classic Tory. duck up the country then bugger off so someone else can clean up the mess you made.
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