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Veronicaaa
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Tweeting at his wife who ignored her was the aged single malt whisky chaser.
Valiofthedolls
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She must have four doctorates then, because as well as those two, Essex gave her one for her “research into poverty in the UK and Tanzania” (even though they don’t mention any of that on their website), and Coventry gave her one for her “published work on food austerity” (which they also funnily enough don’t mention as the reason)
(She dirty deleted this tweet, for obvious reasons)
What Essex said
Honorary Graduands announced - News - University of Essex
“Hello, hello? Is that the University of Essex? It is I, Daniel Blake THE Jack Monroe. Can I receiveth thy blessing to subsequently change the first two letters of my user name on a social media website?”
Lyn University of Essex said it’s fine.
ETA: Jack doesn’t like it when people question her about her PhD. In fact, she writes doctoral-length insufferably pompous (illustrated with photographs) dissertations on it, while not actually managing to ever answer the question. Twat.
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ETA: Jack doesn’t like it when people question her about her PhD. In fact, she writes doctoral-length insufferably pompous (illustrated with photographs) dissertations on it, while not actually managing to ever answer the question. Twat.
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...
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Five hundred dogs
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9-5ers picking up bottles of bolly on their way home? Is she conflating city boys with office workers? Most people on their way home from the office pick up a) a few groceries, or b) their children from nursery or after school club.
Five hundred dogs
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As head lesbian of the world I’m now picturing Big Lin living in a lair inside a dormant volcano Dr Evil style, holding meetings with powerful lesbians of all nations seated around a conference table on big, black leather swivel chairs.
MavisBeacon
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I, for one, cannot wait for her to shit the bed on this one, like she did with her last corporate tie in (the Curry's debacle). The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own.Has she actually found someone willing to work with her, to try and scrub her shitty reputation? Or will Fareshare launch a campaign in a couple of weeks, and Jack will be 'behind the scenes', like when she worked with Rashford and Fingers?
rage naan
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Someone where I work once a week said last week "people must be always sending you funny memes" because I was giggling at this thread, evidently often enough for someone who doesn't even know me to notice
I just went mmm and did that half nod half smile thing because it's harder to come out as a gossip forum reader than it is as a vegan non binary lesbian woman who also sleeps with men
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I'm immediately distracted this from @Marmalade Atkins
wtf. Please tell me these are real and exist somewhere. I will donate to the hungry kids myself
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Lobster Johnson
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Me and @Witchfinder Sargeant exposing ourselves as the Canal psychos here...
SendReceive
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nothanksbabes
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I hate everything about the way she writes. It really is dreadful. Grandiose, juvenile, overly verbose, riddled with Amrricanisms. Utter shite.
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Why the fuck does she need to print a web page and put it in a clipboard? She's like a fucking kid playacting what grownups do.
My job involves spending a lot of time reading gov.uk guidelines and sifting through legislation, and in four years I have used the printer zero times.
I hate reading from a screen too but I have no desire to be surrounded by reams of unnecessary printing so I crack on.
ForgettyBetty
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There's not much call for it really. I once popped in to my local Asian greengrocer for 3 chilli peppers (rather than the 1/2 pound they were used to people buying).. Till guy looked, shrugged at the impossibility of weighing my purchase, and said "5p"
Brian Butterfield
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Lazarus
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Eh can you think of the shop workers please.
that’s what was said to me, on here, when I put GK in the big cage bins in my local Tesco
THE END.
MancBee
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"Apologies to Viginia Wolfe for not managing an entire 'room of my own in which to write' "While FORENSICALLY EYEBALLING her own c-section after a SILENT 30+ HOUR labour. Fucking attention seeing fantasist
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Silent 30 PLUS hour labours, the all-hours flail-and-flurry and desperate attention-seeking utter gibberish recipes aside, don’t think Tom’s ever going to be interested, Jackmate.
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Twitter ss @lilamay
5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p
One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …oursouthend.wordpress.com
What the hecking heck is she going on about? Not only does she have a "room of her own in which to write" she's got a whole massive house to herself "in which to write"
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She couldn't keep her gob shut for 30 seconds, never mind 30 hours.
Valiofthedolls
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That’s what she claimed happened to the Teemill money after months of claiming she’d already donated it
Jack Monroe #422 Is there no beginning to her talents?
@pumbilical cord 🦉🍾 at your username dearheart x Why thankspaceyou! I'm delurking to vent a bit. I was 🔺️ self employed for a while, but due to a bunch of stuff had to pack it in. I was so devastated I cried into my pumble. But before I closed up I refunded or completed outstanding work...
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She initially just said the Sue Lee money was donated in full to her “old food bank”
But when she showed a random receipt for a random amount over a month later, there’s no evidence this receipt isn’t for a donation to the Vineyard (the church), as unlike the one above, there’s no detail that it went to the Storehouse (the food bank). So all she posted as “evidence” was a random receipt that a random person on a random day gave a random amount of money to Southend Vineyard church.
Giving | Southend Vineyard
www.southendvineyard.org.uk
Geetbo
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It’s a shame this isn’t Linda’s thread as this would be an amazing thread title.
Valiofthedolls
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GOODNIGHT!
(x 344 for the next five hours)
EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED.
Vinbisha
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I can't remember when exactly it was, possibly on her return from Edinburgh, but I'm sure she did the same thing with one of those "so you want be a model" emails.And she publicly posted her simpering reply to 'Corbyn', to prove to Twitter they were friends acshully, when in fact she'd merely replied to a mass automated message thinking he'd personally written to her. What a melt.
She thought she'd been scouted and was all "little ol' me?! A model?! Do you really think so?" when it was obviously one of those dodgy studios that take photos of you in your scanties for north of a grand.
Please add mailmerge to the things she doesn't understand.