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Pleeeeeaaaase tell me this is photoshopped.
Don’t worry it’ll thicken up in the ovenPleeeeeaaaase tell me this is photoshopped.
I never made it to the end of ANY of the various TV appearance/singing in the shower/poetry reading that has featured Guest so I honestly don’t know whether this is real or notDon’t worry it’ll thicken up in the oven
It's the infamous horse spunk lasagne, and I'm sorry to have to inform you that it is not photoshopped. And no, it did NOT thicken up in the oven.Pleeeeeaaaase tell me this is photoshopped.
That's what worries me.Don’t worry it’ll thicken up in the oven
Jesus Christ. I did think it could be WORSE than I’d imagined.It's the infamous horse spunk lasagne, and I'm sorry to have to inform you that it is not photoshopped. And no, it did NOT thicken up in the oven.
bleeping hell. I’ve somehow managed to escape listening to the LBC thing before, and tit. My mother was an alcoholic, and I became very adept at working out exactly how much she’d had to drink over the phone. That performance would have ranked as a bottle of gin and some Toilet Duck for good measure sort of day.Also, if you “went sober over three years ago”, so before April 14th, 2021
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How do you account for this performance where you were clearly absolutely fucked off your chump on January 21st 2022? View attachment 2875664
Oh, and that you were shouting about being ONE YEAR SOBER at the end of June 2022.
Suggesting you didn’t “went sober” until…the end of June 2021. Again, not “over three years ago”.
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ss @Marmalade Atkins
Make up your bleeping mind, you absolute LYING charlatan
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Thank you - I'm catching up and was was thinking the sameNo duck off don’t you duck in wade in on Agatha Christie you bleeping dickwad. duck off now
Loving this for her
Jack, if you‘re reading here (and we know you are), go look up ‘shade’.
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The Torygraph doesn’t love you either, Jack.Loving this for her
Jack, if you‘re reading here (and we know you are), go look up ‘shade’.
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Apologies if this has been said already, but there are some much better AC biogs out there. I went through a massive AC phase during covid (something reassuring about everythingI bet she's got hold of Lucy Worsley's book about her. I remember reading about her surfing in that, although I can't remember the exact details.
ETA, just seen the cream drinking tweet. Yep, she's definitely reading it. It's a pretty good book - don't let guest spoil anyone from reading it!
There are some great books on AC out there, including her own autobiography. I went through a big AC during lockdown and read pretty much everything she's ever written, I think. She's a weirder and more interesting writer (and person) than I'd realised. Albeit the most totally WASPy Englishwoman ever.I bet she's got hold of Lucy Worsley's book about her. I remember reading about her surfing in that, although I can't remember the exact details.
ETA, just seen the cream drinking tweet. Yep, she's definitely reading it. It's a pretty good book - don't let guest spoil anyone from reading it!
I made it for the slopalong.Jesus Christ. I did think it could be WORSE than I’d imagined.
Anyway, me and my BFF went to a charity shop today and when perusing the book section seriously considered making our own “Tattle” shelf. Various threads including this one were well represented.
Especially if she was paired with "30p Lee".Only way she’s getting someone down the aisle…
I’d LOVES for her to be on MAFS.
I had to find this article in its entirety (no Torygraph paywall for me) and it's here:Loving this for her
Jack, if you‘re reading here (and we know you are), go look up ‘shade’.
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Jesus wept!