this.
that's nothing, I was the first British woman to rollerblade down the Mall in the scud propelled by a firework you-know-where
🥲So what did she economise on to save for The Breitling?
It's yet another manifestation of her weird tory boomer mentality - if you stop eating avocado toast you too can buy a flat in Dalston!
I always wonder if football jack is her attempting to get back with the ex.
Which ex? Not Louisa?
Wait a minute, is she admitting/telling on herself that she is a wool and reads the sun?
And from the same woman who only a year earlier said it’s not lip fillers, I’ve just spaffed £2.50 on a tube of Pringles. Budget shopping for a decade to buy a hat. Yup.
When any true povvo will tell you that they're usually on a clubcard price, or similar, so she must've gone to the
I will never not laugh at the Pringles claim. It really is one of her most pathetic and transparent lies ever. And why?? I've never had a tweakment myself (in fact one of the best days of my life was when I had the liberating realisation that I had become too old and ugly to attract the male gaze) but if I did and I liked how it looked I would be proud of it tbh. Same with any body modification like tattoos or peircings. What's the point of hiding or denying it?
I see your Spousetrap and raise you the Scouse Spousetrap
I’m guessing they were trying to pick up on people searching for the equally disgustingly named Pinch of Nom books. They’ve inexplicably got another one out about air fryers.
At my old job my manager and his wife both worked for the company but she was part-time with kids. When another colleague asked if his wife would like Pinch of Nom for her birthday, he said no as he quite likes not being divorced!
Not spicy Pringles, but “sizzlin” sour cream. The blandest flavour they make. Unless she’s trying to pass it off as a lactose reaction, in which case her lips would look like this after all the pints of gold top she keeps guzzling:
