Don't worry, dear Dino. There are worse Jacks out there. At least you're not Ballet Jack, that's an especially terrifying one.
Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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Thoughts and prayers . . .
Headlouse and Bollock Surprise , garnished with Dogbum Worms. . . my favourite.
Buy why does she delete them so soon after posting? I don't understand what's going through her head. The latest posts were very innocuous by Jack standards. Why would you hide a dull post about Agatha Christie?
Would love to think it’s cos she realizes what a twit she sounds/makes of herself with her every desperately transparent utterance, but we all know she’d need a level of self awareness she doesn’t possess for that to be the reason.Buy why does she delete them so soon after posting? I don't understand what's going through her head. The latest posts were very innocuous by Jack standards. Why would you hide a dull post about Agatha Christie?
Jesus wept, I'd forgotten quite what an insufferable gobshite she is. Thanks very Vali much ValiDon’t. She’s full of tit. From all her idiotic boasting it’s abundantly clear that she was probably feted and fussed over as being the cleverest at primary school, then went to a school with other cleverest girls at their primary schools and just couldn’t handle that she wasn’t the cleverest girl anymore.
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So she’s been making up silly bleeping stories ever since about being a child genius and how and why she was deprived of her academic potential, while still tragically fixated on her GCSE results two decades after sitting them, and since her very earliest days IN THE PUBLIC EYE back in 2012 and in the decade+ since, pretending to actually have/be studying for multiple degrees.
The thing all her stories in the decades since about how she didn’t live up to her academic potential (and thus in her own multiple times in the telling peaked at 11 years old) have in common is that it’s always, always someone else’s fault.
ETA: and would lay a substantial amount of £££ on the first time Dave, Ev and “everyone” who when she was 11 thought she’d go on to get 15 A* GCSEs and be a Dr discovered that they’d “thought” that back in the day was when they read it in the Shattenstone piece. In 2023. When she was 34.
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Saw this and thought of someone...
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It's at times like this, at the end of a thread particularly, that I miss @Livia Fantasy
Don’t. She’s full of tit. From all her idiotic boasting it’s abundantly clear that she was probably feted and fussed over as being the cleverest at primary school, then went to a school with other cleverest girls at their primary schools and just couldn’t handle that she wasn’t the cleverest girl anymore.
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So she’s been making up silly bleeping stories ever since about being a child genius and how and why she was deprived of her academic potential, while still tragically fixated on her GCSE results two decades after sitting them, and since her very earliest days IN THE PUBLIC EYE back in 2012 and in the decade+ since, pretending to actually have/be studying for multiple degrees.
The thing all her stories in the decades since about how she didn’t live up to her academic potential (and thus in her own multiple times in the telling peaked at 11 years old) have in common is that it’s always, always someone else’s fault.
ETA: and would lay a substantial amount of £££ on the first time Dave, Ev and “everyone” who when she was 11 thought she’d go on to get 15 A* GCSEs and be a Dr discovered that they’d “thought” that back in the day was when they read it in the Shattenstone piece. In 2023. When she was 34.
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wait, her parents were reading Charlie & the Chocolate Factory? So they were the ones with the 7 year old reading level? lol
Agree. I’m about to sort out my tuition fee loan and it’s scary for me how I’m going to manage my illnesses (REAL ones Jack, like properly diagnosed and everything - imagine!) the house, my youngest plus 30-40 hours study a week but I’m determined to try my absolute best despite many challenges.
That lazy fucker, with no parental duties since SB doesn’t actually live with her, with £££ rolling in from grifts and probably Choccy and Ev, her countless opportunities to do something worthwhile, to retrain…no actual disability or issue that prevents her from attending full time work…and yet….
bleeping sort your self out Jack, ya bleeping mop.
Wonder whether they were ~joked~ at by *multiple* parent governors like in the 2013 version written to the local THE NEWSPAPER
Or *sneered* at by the ~one~ EVIL
parent governor re: the 2019 woe is me retelling in the NATIONAL THE NEWSPAPER
IRREGARDLESS of which version, the notion of a cacophony of parent governors (or a lone psephologist parent governor) perpendicularly marauding around a school screeching “white trash shouldn’t read” to ensure child-Jack knew her place is quite LITERALLY utter bullshit. (Confirmed).
Man, that horrifying picture where she’s managed to filter out her ACTUAL EYE never, ever fails to make me lolllll….what an absolute melt she is.
I think the book reading is meant to put one in mind of Matilda and how precocious she was but also how she's the scrappy, brainy one in a family of money worshippers. Alas, I did not laugh or think that - at all.
Matildtwat.
I’m making dinner, can another bored frau make a new thread. Here’s the most likes
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