Ahh yes, I’d forgotten that, thank you!
Ahh yes, I’d forgotten that, thank you!It wasn’t just that dodgy poster who pops up here from time to time under different names with their piping hotbullshittea. @Claret knows her/Dave and Ev and saw her in Southend over NY.
Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!
Apart from Marble by Jack Monroe. Jack Monroe must have been BUSY, cos “Monna” kindly signed that one. Think the matching signature also appears on Pancakes by Jack Monroe tho (Covered your spaniel’s ear and prominent southeasterly nip with a nice forever home ~with giant eucalyptus~ Jack...tattle.life
BiB vali i <3 uIf it is her, she’s only posting that bollox there for speculation here. Shes missing the attention.
She was very much giving off her Wealthy Sugarmama-chasing vibe last year, what with her BUTCH AS HELL check shirts (was that last year?! She’s so bloody dull I forget) and her interesting curry’s/greenbelt hairdos. Plus she’d have called him her OH or husband or affianced or whatever. Nothing so prosaic as a boyfriend.
And if she has moved into the one bedroom flat (I sleep on the sofa), we all know it’s a two bedroom flat and you don’t, you fucking charlatan. And I hope all the paint blisters off your Tiffany blue front door and all your hydrangeas move to the neighbors’ house.
ETA I don’t like her.
oh do tellI see the not at all obvious Jack sock on that mumsnet thread did not find Jack as Fish amusing. Good.
Agreed! Plus we’ve got more important things to focus on. Like the 18th being the first anniversary of guest being guestI think it's a bit of a hiding to nothing trying to identify her from the tone of Mumsnet posts. At least 40% of them are NotLikeOtherGirls; "everyone's worried about how thin I am"; Completed It Mate; or Judgemental Attitudes from the 1970s.
Unless we think Jack posts about 40% of the content of Mumsnet. Well we did say the tone had gone downhill....
Also in case it helps, bae caught me trying it all on!“I’m going to a wedding but some cruel people on the internet have said my haircut makes me look like a member of a Fascist gang from 1930s Europe. Should I try to disguise it with a nice fascinator (haha geddit FASCIN… never-mind) or should I wear a wig? Will people think I’m trying to upstage the bride if I wear a crown? In case it helps my outfit is a homemade dress I made out of my son’s clothes.”
Also in case it helps, bae caught me trying it all on!
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ETA See also in “yes, this DEFINITELY is something that DEFINITELY happened” View attachment 2869203What. A. Twat. Tho we can fully believe his teacher summoned you into the school, Jack. Just not for that.Jack Monroe #527 Leg coming out of her fanny
Apparently she went to Edingburgh for the more sensible and cautious pandemic response. Much better than recklessly and foolishly staying at home. "Escapes to Edinburgh frequently" "Inundated with offers"tattle.life
the wife of one of my friends once posted on mumsnet that she was scared her daughter would get bullied when she went to school because she would be so obviously prettier and cleverer than all the other girls.I think it's a bit of a hiding to nothing trying to identify her from the tone of Mumsnet posts. At least 40% of them are NotLikeOtherGirls; "everyone's worried about how thin I am"; Completed It Mate; or Judgemental Attitudes from the 1970s.
Unless we think Jack posts about 40% of the content of Mumsnet. Well we did say the tone had gone downhill....
That's gotta be deliberately done
Didn’t they already do Jack?Speaking of THAT MAN. Maintenance Phase podcast did their last ep about him. Apols if this is old news. It’s pretty good and I am DESPERATE for them to do Jack at some point.
Not only deliberate placement, but not calling The Champion Of The Povs a "campaigner" while THAT MAN is.Was trying to work out what she was up to with the website down etc so went to her agents page - and look who her photo is next too. Awkward! Oh and look who is listed as a campaigner and who isn’t. Someone won’t be happy…View attachment 2869570
For all his other faults, Jamie Oliver HAS actually campaigned on specific stuff and achieved social change because of it.Not only deliberate placement, but not calling The Champion Of The Povs a "campaigner" while THAT MAN is.
Mind you, the difference might be that some of THAT MAN's campaigns have actually resulted in something tangible.
Same “I’VE GOT AN OH” energy etc. too. It actually reads very much like her
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Don’t think she’d be seen dead in a £7 Boohoo jumpsuit though, however “sexy” she thought it made her look.
Sokay, Jack. You’re about as sexy as a blocked shower drain, so you need have no concerns about being “too sexy”.
Wouldn’t be at all surprised if she was socking it all over MN, here and other forums desperately trying to get her narc supply tho.
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