I've got a friend whose late dad ran a restaurant in their home country where cock soup was the star dish, and she worked as a waitress there in her teens. This brief experience of selling cock is closer to the sex industry than guest's ever been
Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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was it cock-a-leekie?
And it got immediately called out
Fanks. I wa considering taking my kids to the barbers today, however after seeing what COULD happen( despite them getting their hair cut there since they were small) i am somewhat conflicted. Will just have to tell them long unruly hair is fashionable. The fact she LEFT and they let her with some of those hairtyles. Honestly who needs mates, eh?!
Jesus wept. The duck is that?!!!!
Why is it frothy? Why has it separated? Why does it need to be warm?
Her milkshakes bring all the
Oh actually...
Oh actually...
I swear to LJC the rate at which I am consistently learning new acronyms since joining tattle better pay its dividends when old age calls
Can someone explain cock soup to me? Is it chicken soup, but made with a man chicken (sooouuup? On a bird??)
Also, do we think she ever did end up moving into her one bed flat which may or may not have been bought outright and may or may not have involved sleeping on the sofa so 'SB can have the room'.
If her living expenses are that much cheaper (ie not spending 900% of her monthly income on rent) then that would reduce the need for Patreon begs
Also, do we think she ever did end up moving into her one bed flat which may or may not have been bought outright and may or may not have involved sleeping on the sofa so 'SB can have the room'.
If her living expenses are that much cheaper (ie not spending 900% of her monthly income on rent) then that would reduce the need for Patreon begs
She’s as bad at drinks as she is at food. Her “plum martini” made by mixing gin, ice and plums looks so…dense and greasy
ETA: A lot like the disgusting oily salty gruesome liquid from her hideous and dangerous Marmite Mug Pasta, in fact
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Well, at least now we know what the bride upstager’s been up to all these months she’s been in hiding.
You tell her, mumsquigs!
You tell her, mumsquigs!
I know you posted this because of the upstaging the bride bit, but you do you reckon this actually could be her?
Same writing tone, same fishing for compliments, same 'wotamilike?' and then the upstaging the bride.
Stranger things have happened.
Same “I’VE GOT AN OH” energy etc. too. It actually reads very much like her
Don’t think she’d be seen dead in a £7 Boohoo jumpsuit though, however “sexy” she thought it made her look.
Sokay, Jack. You’re about as sexy as a blocked shower drain, so you need have no concerns about being “too sexy”.
Wouldn’t be at all surprised if she was socking it all over MN, here and other forums desperately trying to get her narc supply tho.
Might explain why she’s using old photos of herself (if she’s pregnant and doesn’t want “the public” to know) and we also know that she was very keen to have another baby first with OH and then with anyone she could find on Tinder after HE LEFT
On the other hand, yes, that would mean guest is bringing another child into the world
On the other hand, yes, that would mean guest is bringing another child into the world
Nah someone saw her walking about recently didn’t they. You’d notice someone of that height pregnant at 5-6 months esp a second pregnancy
Yes, that’s true - and reading through the thread suggests OP is open to taking criticism, doesn’t sound like guest. She implies it’s her first pregnancy too. Ok I think we’re in the clear
If it is her, she’s only posting that bollox there for speculation here. Shes missing the attention.
She was very much giving off her Wealthy Sugarmama-chasing vibe last year, what with her BUTCH AS HELL check shirts (was that last year?! She’s so bloody dull I forget) and her interesting curry’s/greenbelt hairdos. Plus she’d have called him her OH or husband or affianced or whatever. Nothing so prosaic as a boyfriend.
And if she has moved into the one bedroom flat (I sleep on the sofa), we all know it’s a two bedroom flat and you don’t, you bleeping charlatan. And I hope all the paint blisters off your Tiffany blue front door and all your hydrangeas move to the neighbors’ house.
ETA I don’t like her.
Well, they pretended to have seen her then went very quiet when it sounded a bit suspish and they were challenged …
It wasn’t just that dodgy poster who pops up here from time to time under different names with their piping hot
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