Cinnamon on roast potatoes. The “making inedible swill” gene is strong in that family.
This would make an amazing thread title
I assume this is her Cypriot grandmother? They put cinnamon in everything.Cinamonn roast potatoes is a new one!
I'm not at all convinced that makes much sense as a substitute, either. I don't like aubergine, but doesn't it just turn to goo if you cook it for any length of time? Lamb, generally, doesn't do that. The obvious substitutes for lamb would be beef if you don't mind meat or maybe tofu or mushrooms if you don't.View attachment 2289092
Good lord. No YOU DON’T.
She can’t even make sense. She might substitute aubergine for lamb, maybe.
Dire, some might say.Cinamonn roast potatoes is a new one!
The comments from the people who actually tried out the recipe are… interesting. Overall verdict: looked vile and/or grey, too dry, didn’t work without tuning.View attachment 2289092
Good lord. No YOU DON’T.
She can’t even make sense. She might substitute aubergine for lamb, maybe.
Another bread item containing festering evil.I loved re-reading Flirty Thirty’s aubergine curry, and hooted once more at the blacked out nail.
Those threads are, IMO much more essential reading for newcomers than the thread Jack arrived in.
They tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about her recipes. There’s no way on this earth that so many of us could have attempted them and they all went wrong. That wasn’t unlucky, or a fluke, that’s shit recipe writing.
One of my faves was the loaf LurkerFrau made. God love her, she had the Lurpak ready and waiting…
watch this with the sound up. https://tattle.life/threads/slopalo...u-can-cover-it-in-parsley.34977/post-12597622
When I was a pov (and not just chronically skint as I am now) I would buy a tin of Happy Shopper rice pudding from the corner shop, I think it was about 10p*, and my children would have that cold for dinner.More importantly budget canned rice pudding is 22 - 30p tin so. If you are struggling this requires no other ingredients and minimal energy to reheat.
I am howling. On the bus. Can't wait to sit down with a cuppa later and read all the slopalongs.I loved re-reading Flirty Thirty’s aubergine curry, and hooted once more at the blacked out nail.
Those threads are, IMO much more essential reading for newcomers than the thread Jack arrived in.
They tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about her recipes. There’s no way on this earth that so many of us could have attempted them and they all went wrong. That wasn’t unlucky, or a fluke, that’s shit recipe writing.
One of my faves was the loaf LurkerFrau made. God love her, she had the Lurpak ready and waiting…
watch this with the sound up.
Slopalong #2 You can’t polish a turd, but you can cover it in parsley
Surely she must have burnt a few pans and ruined some food along the way, in trying her "different" method. I mean, science. There's no way it could have worked, not even randomly. She must know that. Like a child making mud pies and insisting you eat them.tattle.life
ahahahaaaaaa!!! I did the same!! And check the name, it must be Borbora's nieceI was literally about to post this! Jack’s skeleton tattoo makes me hoot every time it’s posted. It’s the melting arse cheek that does it for me. I reckon she feeds the tattoo artists slop before each session and she ends up with wonky lines because they keep stopping to clutch their stomachs in agony.
Got a right jump scare on Facebook this morning.
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She doesn't have one - her Granddad's wife is/was white British. Jack is only 1/4 "Greek."I assume this is her Cypriot grandmother? They put cinnamon in everything.
The lurpak with the knife ready and waiting kills meI loved re-reading Flirty Thirty’s aubergine curry, and hooted once more at the blacked out nail.
Those threads are, IMO much more essential reading for newcomers than the thread Jack arrived in.
They tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about her recipes. There’s no way on this earth that so many of us could have attempted them and they all went wrong. That wasn’t unlucky, or a fluke, that’s shit recipe writing.
One of my faves was the loaf LurkerFrau made. God love her, she had the Lurpak ready and waiting…
watch this with the sound up.
Slopalong #2 You can’t polish a turd, but you can cover it in parsley
Surely she must have burnt a few pans and ruined some food along the way, in trying her "different" method. I mean, science. There's no way it could have worked, not even randomly. She must know that. Like a child making mud pies and insisting you eat them.tattle.life
Honestly, if you’ve got time and in need of a good laugh, read those threads. I only done a pesto and it was fucking awful. I scratch my head at how bad it was. Some people really invested time and money into the ingredients for theirs. The positive is we raised a lot for charity as a result.The lurpak with the knife ready and waiting kills meis that courgette in there?! Why is it so crunchy?! I have so many questions…
100% cunt tho aye-ooooooooooooooShe doesn't have one - her Granddad's wife is/was white British. Jack is only 1/4 "Greek."
Thank you so much(I think it's you it was a carrot I'm sure) for your mash in the microwave and then potato ricer tip. I have to limit my mash intakeI thinkthat may be a potato ricer tenderstem
I don't think the captions are for accent reasons, I think they're always helpful for people who watch on mute and as extra confirmation of the steps and words. They'd be no assistance with guests woeful blathering though.Chetna Makan posted a gorgeous lemon and mango loaf cake on her YT channel today.
Clean, light, airy kitchen
Good camera work, lighting and sound (plus captions if anyone can't understand her accent)
Friendly, articulate presenting style with clear instructions
Allusions to family and friends loving the recipe
Decent, edible-looking cake at the end with a an interesting twist on a classice flavour
I think we're missing what was In front of us all along...it's Da Slopi Code and the upon the arse cheek rests....the holy bollock sausages.Ah, Jack’s boogly eyed skeleton and wonky bummed nekkid lady tattoo, inspired by a very meaningful sketch she’s “obsessed with”…
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@The carlin identified the “sketch” inspiration. Basically Jack wanted
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View attachment 2287892That tattooist must have absolutely fucking hated her.
Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket
She really is an utter disgrace SB just gets pontins while the Dyson automatic goes here there and everywhere. But after her amateur dramatics the other night maybe him not going away with her is for the best. The way Jack gets around, she's a Roomba.tattle.life
There are both white and raisin+fish containing currys/south Asian dishes, but as always nothing at all like guests.Why are they so white? Like mayo? I don't know any Indian dishes that are white? I can only guess she hasn't troubled them with many spices.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what are the objects on the fish korma? They look a bit like raisins but that wouldn't go with fish would it?
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And she had the nerve to criticise Jamie for his jollof rice.
Oh god it's 4 to 1 fish to raisins!They are indeed sultanas.
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I prefer tinned rice pudding cold anyway.When I was a pov (and not just chronically skint as I am now) I would buy a tin of Happy Shopper rice pudding from the corner shop, I think it was about 10p*, and my children would have that cold for dinner.
*if only I had painstakingly kept records of what food cost back then, so I could forensically and repeatedly regurgitate my pov story in a manner that may rival guest's.
It’s Auntie Pat’s mate Linda who dyes her hair purple with box dye from Superdrug, owns a snake and has a really smelly house, and likes to post memes on Facebook about how she’s cool and not like the other girls, despite being a 58 year old GPs receptionist.That skeleton tattoo she has is so typical of a “oooh I’m so edgy and unique me” type of person. It has everything…a naked lady on a bird???? How shocking! I bet you wear trazzers as well! and a skeleton, ooomg you’re so disturbed and damaged to be thinking about death all the time wow!! And they’re shagging, whoooh so kinky and sexy!
I’d normally expect to see that tattoo on someone who thinks she’s very very interesting cos she wears corsets and pentagram jewellery, probably has a list of ‘favourite’ serial killers and once went to a burlesque show with her husband for his birthday and on a special occasion gets out the fluffy pink handcuffs and blindfold from ann summers.
which makes it even funnier to see it on Jack who, despite her best efforts and constantly trying on different looks and covering herself with tattoos, always manages to look like Jackie the very sheltered mousy girl from your school who was obsessed with horses.
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