Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket

[People-huv-tae-know]

She really is an utter disgrace SB just gets pontins while the Dyson automatic goes here there and everywhere.
But after her amateur dramatics the other night maybe him not going away with her is for the best.

The way Jack gets around, she's a Roomba.

 

[NellieBoo]

It’s on that hashtag. There’s also a vegan crumble pic where she says she’d “been VERY unwell for a week”

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I’m just glad Linda was able to whisk her away on the lovely August/September 2015 trip to take poor Jack’s mind off her heart attacks and the worry that she didn’t have a school place for her son after uprooting him to London and then back to Southend so was spending all her time “home educating” him…

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Heart attacks, nut burgers, school places and politics.

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I don't know. Maybe it's because she missed the cut off dates for Sept term school starters? Or the in year starters? Not so bothered that she couldn't be at home for the start of the school year though. She flew back from her 'Merica trip on 9th Sept .

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Did she not breadcrumb there was some issue, hinting at DSD condition a while ago?

Yes, that was during the AMA session she did on the Mother site in July 2016. It’s still all there.

 

[Captainmouse]

Speaking of which, I recently noticed that Linda gave Jack a job in 2016:

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Google can find no further mention of her in this role, and an author search on the site doesn't bring up anything either:

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I wonder how much she got paid?

Editor? Editor?
trades description act surely

how long did she keep that job?

 

[Edie Po]

The way Jack gets around, she's a Roomba.

She had the absolute nerve to have a go at DW with that gif and she's been hoovering for all of the British Isle.
Bet it looks like a scene out of trainspotting in that bungasnow

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

I bet you a sideboard she and Linda had a dalliance and that's why Linda has stuck up for her ever since. Jack must be good in the bedroom or these older ladies don't get much action and are therefore delighted when the smol pixie brings cake.

I bet you her entire Cotswold collection they did. From one sugar mummy to the next.

Spoiler: Bit gauche darling. WARNED!

I used to work at a famous lesbian nightclub in the States and there were lots of older women like Linda and Leggy with a young thing on their arm who laughed at all their jokes and pretended to worship their pussies In return for access to their credit cards

 

[Edie Po]

Remember that lovely long trip and there is zero evidence she has ever taken SB anywhere, even for the days. Going to the woods with a shopping trolley does not count.

Let's not be to harsh..she's planning on taking him camping in the wilds of Scotland.. on public transport.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She had the absolute nerve to have a go at DW with that gif and she's been hoovering for all of the British Isle.
Bet it looks like a scene out of trainspotting in that bungasnow

Why did she accuse him of being a vacuum? Does it take one to know one? Same dealer? Coke mutuals like Momma Nige?

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

no holidays for seven years? Or however long it was

Excuse you! She went there BY ACCIDENT and didn’t realise until she flew home a week later and had to persuade her then partner to go halves!

 

[The carlin]

That tattoo is bleeping horrible. What sketch is it meant to be based on, do we know?

I'm assuming it's this piece of art.

Here's a version done by a proper tattooist who doesn't hate their client. I still think its minging

Or a version on YouTube/gamer pew die pie.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She had the absolute nerve to have a go at DW with that gif and she's been hoovering for all of the British Isle.
Bet it looks like a scene out of trainspotting in that bungasnow

Why did she accuse him of being a vacuum? Does it take one to know one? Same dealer? Coke mutuals like Momma Ni

I bet you her entire Cotswold collection they did. From one sugar mummy to the next.

Spoiler: Bit gauche darling. WARNED!

I used to work at a famous lesbian nightclub in the States and there were lots of older women like Linda and Leggy with a young thing on their arm who laughed at all their jokes and pretended to worship their pussies In return for access to their credit cards

That's sick on multiple levels.

 

[Edie Po]

Why did she accuse him of being a vacuum? Does it take one to know one? Same dealer? Coke mutuals like Momma Nige?

She put a gif up of the Henry hoover snorting then falling..then went opps this is my main account... witch faced cow.

 

[Geetbo]

Do I want to google this? 🥹

I wish I hadn’t, the knowledge that I definitely would with Andy Peters doesn’t make me happy.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I'm assuming it's this piece of art.
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Here's a version done by a proper tattooist who doesn't hate their client. I still think its minging
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Or a version on YouTube/gamer pew die pie.
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Assuming it's a sex scene, I like a cock as much as the next person but not a bony skeketal one and certainly not enough to get one permanently tattooed onto my arm.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think Jack views her Twitter and Insta accounts as giving people an insight into her whole person. She does not separate personal from professional. Maverick and out there is her brand.

Surely professional is on the list of words she doesn’t understand

 

[Edie Po]

I bet you a sideboard she and Linda had a dalliance and that's why Linda has stuck up for her ever since. Jack must be good in the bedroom or these older ladies don't get much action and are therefore delighted when the smol pixie brings cake.

Can't stand Linda..of to check the state of her fingernails

 

[Bellaboos]

I think our secret code phrase should be something that's ostensibly quite normal so it doesn't attract alarm. Like 'did you know the cost of rice has gone up by 344%' followed by a wink so large you could be having a seizure

I saw someone elsewhere on line with a username from here I wish I could do this if I come across them again. High chance of us both though!

 

[Mr Krabs]

Speaking of which, I recently noticed that Linda gave Jack a job in 2016:

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Google can find no further mention of her in this role, and an author search on the site doesn't bring up anything either:

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I wonder how much she got paid?

Diva don’t pay their interns but I bet they paid Jack ‘naked lady tattoo’ Monroe for her no doubt massively valuable input.

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Another lie, no he didn’t.
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Did she actually use that skateboard or was it just a showy prop?

 

[Edie Po]

I'm assuming it's this piece of art.
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Here's a version done by a proper tattooist who doesn't hate their client. I still think its minging
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Or a version on YouTube/gamer pew die pie.
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She was bleeping robbed... GOOD