As thick as a submarine doorShe's as thick as a submarine door
As useful as a submarine door cat flap
As thick as a submarine doorShe's as thick as a submarine door
He has actually hand written 'rinse before use' on a can of hoops.Don't forget the hoops!
They've got her on to actually talk about Grifty Kitchen?!Looks like the trolls are all skint after last week, what a shame. View attachment 2199254
(There is one more also sold out but won't fit on screen)
BIB- yes, that’s why she hates them.I'm not a Walliams fan, but Jack is vindictive and totally bitter of anyone else's success. It's a big theme with her. Half of her pile ons don't even make sense. What prompted the Jamie Oliver hate? What's her problem with Kerridge? Does she not see that these people are all more popular than her?
I don't take the Lord's name in vain, but bliddy hell! That's EXACTLY what I thought!Christ.
To it ALL just, Christ.
This is no shade to string quartets but… imagine a string quartet selling out while you’ve got tickets for your competing slot coming out of your ears. Lol.Looks like the trolls are all skint after last week, what a shame. View attachment 2199254
(There is one more also sold out but won't fit on screen)
It’s ridiculous because she had a much more privileged upbringing than Tom Kerridge, or even Jamie Oliver. Lots of celeb chefs come from working class backgrounds and worked their arses off in restaurant kitchens for years. Not just making marmalade and getting underfoot either.These people are all white men and therefore privileged and undeserving of their success, irregardless of their talent and hard work*, whereas she is a smol poor working class ouchie trans lesbian single mother who deserves to be famous because she deserves it, irregardless of her lack of talent and hard work.
I’m sure I’m not the first to ask but whererrerr are those plug sockets from
Want to add the Barbara (Borb) Kingsolver has an 11:30 talk before this one, and that's sold out too.This is no shade to string quartets but… imagine a string quartet selling out while you’ve got tickets for your competing slot coming out of your ears. Lol.
It was that, and the character had frizzy curly hair. So Jack assumed the character was blackI think Jack assumed she was black because she'd never heard the word 'tutelage' before and therefore assumed it had something to do with Desmond Tutu. Not even joking.
Saw them at Glasto in 03, they were shite.what about The Eels and The Pig Head?
A radish is something you can poison your publishing team with.Lads, I've just tried to use an actual JACK HACK in the wild.
Toasted myself some crumpets - they're the posh version of either Tesco or Co-Op's homebrand - and the holes are so small, your butter doesn't melt all the way through them like the absolute godly Warburton's ones. So I went to find something to prong them with.
A spectacular bleeping failure, OBVIOUSLY.
Also, a confession: I don't really know what a radish even is. Bit like a beetroot?
That, and no protected characteristics.BIB- yes, that’s why she hates them.
A tin of hoops, your cloth and carabiners.Don't forget the hoops!
I Iove the name Kingsolver! It's very Game of Thrones. If I was a GOT character I'd be Slopthrasher or GriftslayerWant to add the Barbara (Borb) Kingsolver has an 11:30 talk before this one, and that's sold out too.
What a sad, wretched existence she has created for herself.She's been liking a couple of tweets on the hell site. One about chunks of stress, being exhausted and just wanting to sleep. She's like bleeping clockwork isn't she? Though a broken clock is actually right twice a day- Jack never is.
She knows she can't tweet about QT, she will get absolutely slaughtered with the quote tweets (figuratively, Jack. Not literally)
Oh my god Monroeverse band names!Saw them at Glasto in 03, they were shite.