what about The Eels and The Pig Head?hello, as of most you know, I've had a mare with the list recently, having broken my phone, switched to another and lost all my notes on my old samsung
anyhoo, I've managed to get most of it from a different old phone, and I figured it'd be illustrative for newbies and lurkers. I have been keeping a list of things jack has said she'll do for just over 2.5 years now
as ever, this is the last version ive managed to recover. please tell me what is missing and, please, please, please can someone copy and paste it in the wiki as I can'tthank space you
£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
4 blogs a week in 2023
9 half-written manuscripts
15 minute meals
24 tweet thread of proving the trolls wrong
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossyGQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
apple and pear crumble with brown sugar
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show
best value vegetables for squig
big press photo shoots
big work
black bean brownies recipe
black bean recipes from poll
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog a simple recipe
blog about energy companies' profits and nationalising stuff
blog of heatwave foods
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
confirmed never arrived 17.2.22 by rcc twitter
Brand New System for desk
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
broccoli, creamy cannellini beans and fish
broccoli breakfast pasta
budget shopping article
Camp Kitchen from the shed
cannelini bacon and pork belly pie
carrot cake baked oats
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chicken nuggets with black pudding crumb
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
Christmas pie and mash - due 3.1.23
cinnamon granola recipe
coconut oil etc mouthwash quantities
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
compiling list of independent food banks
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
cost of living crisis recipes in one category
crispy fish recipe
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
dealing with paying taxes
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe
diabetic recipes
dig out microwave and kettle recipes
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for cutlery
email household management book to agent
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
extremely useful stuff
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
folding fitted sheets in seconds
food truck of joy
fulfilling all patreon commitments 2022 edition
gailymail
giant caramelised banana and chocolate pancake
goat kleftiko
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
greens, eggs and ham
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
haybox and thermos cooking
healthy on a bootstrap
hecking big decluttering
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
homemade dog biscuits
homemade houmous secret ingredients
huge depop or Ebay sale
mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign
no- and low-fuel cooking
no waste cook book (on twitter for world earth day)
nutrition degree
onion chopping song
open the space squig box
Other Plans for cabbage
ouchy mouth recipes
painstakingly costed menu for week under £20
pastry recipe
patreon update
peasants pudding recipe
photos of Rather Renegade xmas dinner 2022
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
redoing dinner to get better light
report for work and pensions committee
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website
running around in heels with a Tall Man
GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.
running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient
secret stock ingredient
human dreamies
potato water
selling books on website again
send squig mandarin carrot recipe
sending maple syrup tin to fan
serious work
serving libel papers to fox/daubney/anderson
set up mastodon
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker recipes, maybe for depher
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something about how money buys time
something else Jack'll remember sometime
soup for bed recipe
spite recipe
split peas and cooking bacon
squigs pick eyeshadow looks
super secret shopping trip hack
thrifty kitchen published january 2023 - quarterhack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
t shirts with offensive slogan
t shirt profits to trussell trust updates
teemill profits
thread about moving house
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content done
train video for squig
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index - due mid February 2022
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
write about sobriety
writing a thing about tories and 30p meals
zero waste curry falafels
Jack Monroe #509 The Silence of the Scams.
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I think Jack assumed she was black because she'd never heard the word 'tutelage' before and therefore assumed it had something to do with Desmond Tutu. Not even joking.
Alison was not taking any of Jack’s tit. Love it.
There's loads of great screenshots on that thread of squigs calling out Jack's pile on behaviour. Beautiful to see
I think it was that combined with a dodgy drawing and Walliams racist history (little Britain and come fly with me) that just so happened to have been a topic of discussion on the hellsite at the time. She put two and two together and made 75 as normal trying to jump on something she thought would go viral.
I am currently reading a david walliams with one of my kids. Mr stink. There is so many similarties to her and the mum its unreal. What time is her appearance today?
Jack is on Monday bank holiday at 1pm.
Eta The same time as David Walliams on the big stage Apparently trolls have bought all his tickets to make it look like it has sold out.
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Fortunately there is an alternative. Jack Monroe tickets available. Trolls, you missed a trick there. Nice small stage, so there will be a good view.
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That was it! Someone on the hellsite said it was like saying Mrs Bread is a baker, Miss Tutelage is a teacher. Jack kicked off saying that's not what it meant and Walliams was racist. Then someone suggested she look up the word 'Tutelage ' and it was absolutely hilarious.
She is so dense. Knowledge bounces right off her.
I would add "No sense of smell" to required characteristics.
late thread title nomination
Looks like the trolls are all skint after last week, what a shame.
(There is one more also sold out but won't fit on screen)
(There is one more also sold out but won't fit on screen)
Mouse on the right is wearing a Jack-made dress from the era of Bread and Jam Ltd.
My husband, who watches QT has reported that Jack will be on next week. He has very little idea who she is and doesn't know why she has been invited, but says he will be watching with a can of beans and waiting instructions.
Don't forget the hoops!
I've just been back to thread 39 after the tip and made it to thread 44. I'm angry all over again. The David Walliams is her at her snarky know it all/actually knows nothing best. And I ended up with the demise of the kitten. I think I need to go for a shower.
The whole thing is so infuriating isn't it. Lots of people 3 years ago saying this must be the thing that finishes her and nothing ever does. Nothing ever will
The whole thing is so infuriating isn't it. Lots of people 3 years ago saying this must be the thing that finishes her and nothing ever does. Nothing ever will
’Heave, heave, heave!’ those meeces used to chant as they pulled on the tiny ropes.
Quite an appropriate comment If you think about it.
I'm not a Walliams fan, but Jack is vindictive and totally bitter of anyone else's success. It's a big theme with her. Half of her pile ons don't even make sense. What prompted the Jamie Oliver hate? What's her problem with Kerridge? Does she not see that these people are all more popular than her?There's loads of great screenshots on that thread of squigs calling out Jack's pile on behaviour. Beautiful to see
She's as thick as a submarine door
These people are all white men and therefore privileged and undeserving of their success, irregardless of their talent and hard work*, whereas she is a smol poor working class ouchie trans lesbian single mother who deserves to be famous because she deserves it, irregardless of her lack of talent and hard work.
*I think Walliams can duck off with his lazy children's books and punching down comedy, but the man has put in the effort. I doubt he turns in book copy a year late, turns up late to events or wastes hours on nonsense busywork...
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