Jack Monroe #398 A subscription to JackazonPrime+

[Pantomimehorse]

I give her a week before she's making really clear where she lives in her new place...

 

[jenny2603]

What are the odds?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Remember when Jack kicked off (more than once if my memory serves me correctly) about Paul Hollywood dressing up as a Nazi?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ffs is this her take

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This is painful, Jack.

But thanks for directing me towards this

 

[hooplifehero]

She’s tweeting Prince Harry standing guard over his grandmother’s coffin but has somehow forgotten that it’s a bank holiday tomorrow?
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also this is not how therapy works. Your therapist is not your bezzy whom you text to warn them that next sesh is gonna be mental mate.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Quoting myself because I suggested this too early in the thread so here it is again. Thread title suggestion - Jack Monroe: Catastrophically embarrassing.

I also quite like (courtesy of a @Marmalade Atkins screenie and said by a squig) this understated belter

Jack Monroe 399: This is a silly person

 

[threetintender]

Dear friends, I realise that last weekend feels
like a decade ago, but I’m sure that she told the expert pharmacist / doctor she managed to see on a Sunday ( my urgent appointment is in mid-October but I’m not a tireless campaigner) to diagnose her laryngitis (confirmed) that she doesn’t have a day off until November? What ‘work’ is she doing today? Sure looks like she has plenty of time on her hands?

 

[Justacatindisguise]

This is art

 

[jenny2603]

Twitter is trolling smol pixie.

 

[Veronicaaa]

And she's retweeted this

 

[Mrs Peel]

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Harry's a member of the royal family. His father is the king. You don't get much more royal than that, Jack.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack's putting her cat to bed. For some reason.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I've said this before on the twitter, but there should be a tweet with flashing lights and sirens posted regularly, saying DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.
Must admit, a fair few years ago I used to speak a bit to jack in the dms, she hasn't changed a bit, still making a total mess of her life, still thin skinned and unable to learn.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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THEN STOP FUCKING TELLING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ABOUT THOSE THINGS IN MINUTE DETAIL YOU ABSOLUTE TOOL

(and actually, in terms of your cock drawer referred to earlier, you talked about that to a national publication, so you actually potentially told millions of people about it)

Fuck me, does she have any idea how much of a complete fucking idiot she looks when she posts all about her Dad or her ‘sex life’ in great detail to score what she sees as some sort of bizarre ‘Twitter/Tattle Spite-Points’ and then tells everyone it’s not their business?!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I think I know what's happened. The parentals have asked Jack's brother over tomorrow to watch the funeral so Jack can't pay tribute to the Queen by sitting on Big Dave's big gun.

 

[JombleWomble]

She just can’t ever say “I misjudged”

Ah yes her feelings about the system are abundantly clear. To paraphrase Jack:

Capitalism is bad except when I'm invited to dinner by Google and then it's fine.

Monarchy is bad but I love the queen so much that I condone firing a large gun on a residential street to support her.

Tax avoidance is bad but no I won't file my accounts and it's trolling if you ask me to.

It's all so ~abundantly clear~

 

[PickledRadish]

ETA: red squig has used an image of another tweet from nearly 3 years ago, so haven't squigged that. Hope that's ok. Someone prod me if I need to be WARNED.

 

[usefullyuseless]

What Jack thought she looked like riding the gun

What she actually looked like riding the gun