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[That Forensic Man]

To put this into context Jack, if THAT MAN had tweeted 'phwoar isn't Zara looking hot these days standing by that coffin, I'd do her in a flash' he would rightly be cancelled and never work again.

It doesn't matter that he is royal or not, he is a human grieving a loss!

(I feel sick typing that, and she did it from her own brain. JFC).

People are actually dropping her over it

 

[usefullyuseless]

Years from now if my kids ask me if I remember the funeral of the longest reigning monarch in history I'm going to have to tell them no, dear hearts, I was too busy laughing at a grifter online. Behold, mother's Tattle history children.

 

[hooplifehero]

Amazing!!

sorry,forgot to squig and my post was rightly reported

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

 

[Dogmuck]

Not because you’re too poor?

 

[Justacatindisguise]

 

[colouredlines]

Something else from the archives that I found interesting - when Jack's Twitter addiction got so bad that randomers were telling her to go to bed every night:

This tweet is from 2013.

If ever someone needed to touch grass...

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Comments club getting spicy!!

5.5k followers

 

[Veronicaaa]

Beg to differ hun x

 

[jenny2603]

Now, this is much more cheerful than all that black eyes and broken bones talk.

 

[Ooointitot]

Lads, it’s been bothering me and I’m not sure how to feel about this, but I’m starting to think that Jack Monroe isn’t very nice

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

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JUST STOP TWEETING YOU ARE RUINING YOUR CAREER as an early you-know-what nomination… I beg of thee!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

as if her fucking therapist is working tomorrow.

 

[Bugger13]

Oh dear. The awakening continues. Good to see some people with integrity in the comments club.

 

[auntylil]

I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon so I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.

Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).

~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a shit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~

 

[emeraldopal]

She's just said Harry can't be racist because he's married to a Black woman.



Leaving aside whether Harry is racist, aye that's how it works Jack - no racist ever married a Black woman, same as no misogynist has ever married a woman.

So. So. Thick. (and offensive)

 

[Justacatindisguise]

She's getting absolutely slaughtered (THAT'S NOT A THREAT JACK) and it's beautiful

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Aaaaand that's another evening spent entirely on Tattle. I remember when I used to wear ironed clothes

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Jack, I think I speak for all of us when I say, get off Twitter and get a life.

 

[jenny2603]

Cunt-tastic today.

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Goodbye Burger Boy, we hardly knew you.