Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit

[Wooh]

It seems the smol pixie is losing followers at an alarming rate.
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Granny, not at an alarming rate, just a nice few. A tiny percentage of the whole

https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/bootstrapcook

 

[FlirtyThirty]

I am very jel that @Geetbo and @MancBee are on HOLIBOBS. Ha!

sorry not sorry.

Why the feck would you take naproxen for throat pain?? I wouldn’t even think to take nurofen for a sore throat…have I been foolish all these years?? I thought you just had to get over them like a normal person with a couple of bleeping strepsils.

 

[Captainmouse]

Ahh saw it in wiki so already looked. It is amazing. Especially love the picture she took like a kidnap victim to prove she was alive and it was her

Like this?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I am very jel that @Geetbo and @MancBee are on HOLIBOBS. Ha!

sorry not sorry.

Why the feck would you take naproxen for throat pain?? I wouldn’t even think to take nurofen for a sore throat…have I been foolish all these years?? I thought you just had to get over them like a normal person with a couple of bleeping strepsils.

Laryngitis is painless and the treatment is rest, steam/warm drinks (not caffeine) glycerine/honey boiled sweets just keep it lubricated and don’t speak. Jack is a danger.

 

[Day3TShirt]

How could she reach the spatulas etc when she’s cooking? I’m ridiculously tall and I think I’d struggle, she’d need a damn cherry picker.
is this actually someone else’s kitchen? Make it make sense!

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Even her kitchen is pretend. She lives in a self-created Truman Show.
Also, she looks like Cherie Blair in this pic.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

The syrupy limp onion juice the squig recommended is haunting me. Imagine the lingering honk if she necks a litre of that.

 

[Mr Krabs]

It seems the smol pixie is losing followers at an alarming rate.
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1,366 tweets in a month? All of them high quality and forensically checked, yeah?

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Trying to fix stuf...


It's gone up
8.5% fake now..
And, interestingly. Only 0.4% of her followers are verified..

Make of that what you will.

I don't know what I'm.doing.

I hope this is seeable..

Seeable is a word right?

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Grunking again.

Spoiler: Naproxen merail

I see JM took Naproxen for a SORE THROAT?! She must have a steel stomach. I am prescribed it, rarely take it. I've had to this evening (on a full stomach and I take omeprazole every day just in case I need to take Naproxen) and now I have a dodgy tummy to accompany the back pain

Spoiler: more naproxen merailing

I've been on it twice a day for years and the dodgy tummy barely even registers now no wonder she needs that squatty potty if she's taking it for duck all reason without omeprazole or something

 

[Boogs]

Popping in from a few pages back to say this. Why would this ungrateful moron fear motherhood when her parents were considered to be such good eggs and responsible guardians that they were allowed to foster scads of children? Every time I read some maudlin screed of hers I get the RAEG. She is such a weasley scrotbag, please can some one cancel her now permanently for all of her many egregious misdeeds? Please?

Jack quote from the Grauniad: ‘I always feared motherhood; growing up in a household where foster children came and went in a revolving door of trauma and disarray, I was continually petrified that I would never be able to be a proper mother to my son.

Sadly for SB she was right. She is incapable of putting anyone else before herself, even her own son.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I also should have said that the mention of underage drinking with a group of peers from the church group struck me as the kind of thing she’s saying to kind of absolve herself. Like she’s saying: I wasn’t your yob teen on the street corner drinking (like the Jeremy Kyle mention in the pov) I was in a church group - we are good people.
Know what I mean?

I went to a church group and did underage drinking. Its called being a teen and not having much to do in a small town.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I had another go at thread31... I have had to stop halfway through in disgust. I was going to be specific but I am currently so furious with Her Foulness I don't think there's enough ink to spoiler the swears that are volcanically spilling out of me back here.

 

[SpudYouHate]

Merail but I’m on Citalopram and my doctor told me I could take Naproxen for period pain as long as I was very careful: only if absolutely necessary and only on a full stomach. This was over two years ago and I still remember the absolute agony of the heartburn. Just because you can buy it OTC doesn’t make it risk free.

Merail too, but I'm on Paroxetine and before I had surgery to address the issue, used Naproxen for crippling menstrual issues too- and myself and my 'Old Harold' are both prescribed it for long-time back issues. BUT, we're extremely circumspect with it AND it does massively exacerbate my gastritis which I then have to deal with. I'd avoid it like the plague if anything else came close to helping. We can only get it on prescription, though. I've never seen it OTC in the UK?

 

[jenny2603]

Spoiler: more naproxen merailing

I've been on it twice a day for years and the dodgy tummy barely even registers now no wonder she needs that squatty potty if she's taking it for duck all reason without omeprazole or something

Snap. I'm on Diclofenac and Omeprazole to help prevent dodgy stomach issues. Meanwhile Jack is on 55 different NSAIDS because no human has ever suffered like Jack, yet nothing to help a poor pixie tummy that must take more punishment than the average belly. I wonder how long it will take Omeprazole to appear on her weird lists of meds she tweets out now that we've mentioned it.

 

[SpudYouHate]

Re Jack's lack of taste buds and nasal whine, plus various face aches - I wonder if she should have had her adenoids out as a child.
I had all those symptoms but had mine taken out when I was about 10. Whipping your adenoids out was much more routine in the 70s I think.

One of my sons had his taken out about 7 years ago- he was a chronic mouth breather, and couldn't seem to close his mouth to eat, sleep or even when underwater. They didn't reckon it'd be a cure-all, but whatever helped, age or the op, he's far better now. JM definitely SOUNDS adenoidal, for sure.

 

[frostily]

I almost want this as the next thread title- it fits so much of her output and says it all really


I’m imagining that the kindly pharmacist diagnosed her. Or she’s imagining that she got any sort of diagnosis other than the one she decided for herself after a frantic consultation with Dr Google

Vote here for “Claggy” too for next thread

 

[Nonah]

Merail too, but I'm on Paroxetine and before I had surgery to address the issue, used Naproxen for crippling menstrual issues too- and myself and my 'Old Harold' are both prescribed it for long-time back issues. BUT, we're extremely circumspect with it AND it does massively exacerbate my gastritis which I then have to deal with. I'd avoid it like the plague if anything else came close to helping. We can only get it on prescription, though. I've never seen it OTC in the UK?

One of the Feminax line (?) is Naproxen. I think it’s the Ultra one and it’s got quite strict imstructions for use. Never again (whilst on SSRIs anyway!).

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[SpudYouHate]

Snap. I'm on Diclofenac and Omeprazole to help prevent dodgy stomach issues. Meanwhile Jack is on 55 different NSAIDS because no human has ever suffered like Jack, yet nothing to help a poor pixie tummy that must take more punishment than the average belly. I wonder how long it will take Omeprazole to appear on her weird lists of meds she tweets out now that we've mentioned it.

I had Dicloflex on prescription but it never seemed to work as well as Naproxen for pain for me- at least after a few days. I had chronic headaches as a teen (Not getting glasses when I needed them? Dunno...) and definitely unintentionally abused aspirin. I developed esophagitis in my teens and then, as an adult I have chronic erosive gastritis (I was just hugely relieved it wasn't (yet- at least) the stomach or esophageal big C I'd been expecting, tbh. Sorry, don't know how to spoiler...
I've been on and off Omeprazole and Lansoprazole for years and neither really touch it when it flares up now. It developing into something nastier is a constant worry. The trouble with pain is, it's so hard to imagine the lengths you'll go to to relieve it when it strikes, when you're not currently in pain.
The moral of this story is, don't mess with pain unless you actually really, really need them. They're not bloody sweets.
Also, if you have near constant headaches at 15, you should probably get that looked into.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

One of the Feminax line (?) is Naproxen. I think it’s the Ultra one and it’s got quite strict imstructions for use. Never again (whilst on SSRIs anyway!).

Yeah it was the ultra one but they've discontinued it