To be fair that is an actual apology. I’m assuming the agent wrote it.
Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.
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Who called it?! One of you lovely people did. Exactly what happened. Delete and offline apology and I’m so sorry for my temper because of trolls.
This could upset Karl for a long time, people have feelings, they are not black holes of empathy and human feeling like Jack. Your crappy apology will not make that go away. She’s such a dick.
This could upset Karl for a long time, people have feelings, they are not black holes of empathy and human feeling like Jack. Your crappy apology will not make that go away. She’s such a dick.
Don't send her to Middlesbrough please.Yo Jack lemme help you out.
Rightmove.co.uk
Search over a Million properties for sale and to rent from the top estate agents and developers in the UKwww.rightmove.co.uk
770 properties withing 10 miles of middlesbrough for far less than 100k
admittedly the first few pages will be properties offered at auction. but, you know, look harder and live within your means.
The idea is that me and the boy will live in the prototype for the first year where we will conduct a FORENSIC review of the overall living standards and undertaking extensive troubleshooting works before moving on to phase two. Phase two never happens.
. Reached out. 
And yet it won’t stop her speaking to other people in the same way 
You’d think, after the number of public apologies she’s had to make, she might actually think before tweeting vicious abuse at all and sundry, yet she never seems to learn.
You’d think, after the number of public apologies she’s had to make, she might actually think before tweeting vicious abuse at all and sundry, yet she never seems to learn.
Poor Jack, twitter went down! Still, there's Burger Bill and his fun stories about leaving at 3am for the construction site on bank holidays. Every cloud 
ETA no no she's still managing to tweet?! Someone give her an operation to remove that phone!
ETA no no she's still managing to tweet?! Someone give her an operation to remove that phone!
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Been grunking, our dear Vlad is hinting to Jack. The grunk explains the time difference, though he has been popping up on each page.
ETA. In the chaos I forgot Wordle and have lost my streak.
ETA. In the chaos I forgot Wordle and have lost my streak.
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10 points to the poster who said it would be everyone else's fault for sending her nasty tweets. I'm only surprised she didn't blame the handbag.
it's the perfect outcome, She wouldn't last two seconds in the NE.Don't send her to Middlesbrough please.
I have added this one to the other screenshots so you might be seeing it twice. Soz.
“I made a mistake, BUT LET’S NOT FORGET WHO THE ***REAL*** VICTIM IS!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Oh yeah I don’t believe there was a meeting - someone said she had to do that apology. I don’t think Jack ever recognises she has done anything wrong. I am in no position to armchair diagnose but there is something seriously wrong there.
Who was the canal PR guru?
This sounds just like your suggested wording from the other day…
This sounds just like your suggested wording from the other day…
Well that answers my question from like 20 minutes ago. (but she totally doesn't read here)
I can't be arsed searching, but does she normally use a plus sign instead of 'and'?
ETA Oh I see she's done it in the tiny house tweets too. Never mind!
You kind of have to assume that her publisher has a crisis PR firm working the Monroe account full time right now, if they still want to release the mythical “next book” any time in the next year.
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