Most people call it a one night stand.....
Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.
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Away to bed and hopefully I can sleep as I don’t want to be on here for a chaos. Hopefully Jack actually goes to bed tonight too.
Patreon squig is back
Well don't bleeping do it then, you stupid moaning prick. You've got nothing worth hearing to say, it's not making you any money. Just shut up.
Maverick brain ramblings and chatting with FMs while the Karl tweet sits there festering.. she's a real specimen.
Can't wait to see how Jack thinks she can raise an energetic teenager and large dog in a beach hut. Maybe she forgot about them, like she forgot where she would do her business.
Enjoying the irony in her 'enormous' mood board for her dramatic downsize.
She really tried to set up her own little cabal of zelebs who'd had similar 'identifiying experiences' (read: they'd been doxed 
)Even adds the word cabal further down, 100% confidential more like 100% transparent Jack.
ETA and there it is, Karl tweet deleted and excuses word for word as someone here suggested. Suppose she has to take it from here as she lacks a cabal of her own, sad!
Are you not allowed plastic bags in beach huts then?
Felt this. So true, Love your name btw.
Didnt they use sex toys in the olden days to calm hysterical women down, perhaps because nothing else is working they are going old school.
I am aware i have weird humour, but well like jack says im a freak!
Patreon Squig is my new spirit animal
(there's not much competition, a three toed sloth and the Silent Night Hippo were the previous two)
(there's not much competition, a three toed sloth and the Silent Night Hippo were the previous two)
The childish use of the exclamation mark is very Jack-like though.
I just love how she obviously knows she needs to do something re: the Patreon problem ('coming soon') but hasn't got enough of a firework up her arse to hurry up and get it done. Much more important things to do first, plus 6 hour sexathons 
ffs log off, Jack
ffs log off, Jack
Quite. That's not appropriate under any circumstances on your ONLY ACTIVE WORK SM account. You know, the platform where you highlight yourself and the work you do. It's more like teenagers on snapchat ffs.Because telling someone to ‘go duck’ themselves is just fine if a couple of sentences on social media make you think they deserve it but you know nothing about them or their circumstances? Aww, what a lovely lady you are Jack.
bender with Barold/ Harold/ Harold 2 whoever the f*ck she got to shag her!
We need a grown up for a new thread.I’m going to try and sleep… busy day of outreach work tomorrow with those who just should’ve kept their legs shut the little wee scamps! Said with sepia tone fondness.
Right there with ya. Can Jack go to sleep please so I can do the same and keep my job.Back at work tomorrow could do with not being up till 4 again… but also
Patreon squig doggedly chipping away is a marvellous thing.
It is fascinating how Jack will address lots of things, but never patreon. She doesn't even call the posters bullies or trolls.
Really makes you you know what.
I thought “round trip”was defined as the total outbound travel time plus the total return travel time?
In which case, there’s not a chance in hell that it took 6 hours to get from Thorpe Bay to Broadcasting House and back again.
Yes they did
.I love her. Interesting that Jack won't just refund her £20 and block her. Almost like she writes and has a decent follower count same as TD.
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