Conveniently ignores that the bloke has learning disabilities but I guess she's halfway there.
Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.
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That really doesn't read as her words. It has come from elsewhere I think and she has done a C&P.
She hasn't received an unprecedented amount of abuse on Twitter recently. She's been held accountable for her actions and asked reasonable questions. It's entirely her choice to interpret this as "abuse".
I hope Karl doesn't deign to reply to any private apology. The Camerons didn't, did they?
Or Jack will list her (imaginary) visits in to residential homes and where she taught the residents 'simple recipes' from her books as part of vast portmanteau of outreach work.
I would bet my house, my pension, and all my other worldly possessions that she did not write that herself.
*insert Little Britain politician’s apology gif here*
The rocket launch was delayed today until later this week - can't we do a crowd funder to bribe nasa to catapult her into orbit.
She doesn't have to come back...
Edit to add: just seen her latest excuse. Lots of words but no actual "I'm sorry"
Yeah. No. She hasn't written this. No way. Not after the last few days and nights of her bilge. Unless she can switch that on and off as she pleases when it suits her...oh wait...
And chicken soup using pease pudding instead...It won't contain chicken and the mushrooms will be swopped for cheese singles.
Thus is the women who did a beef chili and it didn't have bleeping BEEF in it
I hope he tells her to duck right off.
I hope he tells her to stand on some grass. 
Quoting myself like a dick.
She is predictable isn't she?
I see she is now going for mock self flagellation apologies so everyone can reassure her how she did nothing wrong and she is in fact the victim
Doesn't explain how she posted it at 4ish, was online for ages after, and is now saying she only just saw it? Sure Jan.
It's never her fault is it ?
The only steps your doing you horrible little cow is the dance moves to 5678.
Ti's OK, that sqigg had the SS .. karma sweetie
Ah the comedown shame is kicking in is it?
The realisation that you are in your mid 30s with a child to take care of,
the reality of (the possible / speculated) dangers of substance abuse.
The whoring out of yourself (no shaming from me, you do you)
The patching together of memories as they randomly reappear.
the cringe of the receipts on Social Media that you don't remember..
The realisation that your sleep pattern will be fucked for a week because of the above.
etc
All speculative and entirely IMO your honour.
Been there, done that, still do it occasionally, just not on this level.
The realisation that you are in your mid 30s with a child to take care of,
the reality of (the possible / speculated) dangers of substance abuse.
The whoring out of yourself (no shaming from me, you do you)
The patching together of memories as they randomly reappear.
the cringe of the receipts on Social Media that you don't remember..
The realisation that your sleep pattern will be fucked for a week because of the above.
etc
All speculative and entirely IMO your honour.
Been there, done that, still do it occasionally, just not on this level.
Because telling someone to ‘go duck’ themselves is just fine if a couple of sentences on social media make you think they deserve it but you know nothing about them or their circumstances? Aww, what a lovely lady you are Jack.
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