Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[Captainmouse]

I simply typed in the twitter search bar ‘about being skint’. Result!

Joins Brian in the sulky corner 🥹

 

[Lazarus]

Well it’s a conundrum. Maybe they pay it over 10 months there. Still, it’s 25% lower with a single person discount. #Bigmaffs #Hoteshacks

£2,681 pa when I looked it up on mycounciltax.org.uk

 

[auntylil]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Damn you giving me an ear worm before I head off to bed! It's the only line I know, too! ARGHHHHH!

 

[bazzam]

has anyone got a picture with the pirate eye mask, please? just feel a need to change my profile pic at the moment. love to the fraus, x

 

[moldwarp]

Peach and chickpea?

Absolutely x

 

[bazzam]

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i love you. going to have do in the morning, but xxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[lucyq]

It's still there on the front page of _chat, but it's not coming up in search for some reason, and it's dropped off the most active list.

Thanks, found it in the end - but yeah you can't search for it at the moment.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Sorry it doesn’t show Jack b/c I blocked that dementor long ago but this thread is an astonishing takedown and recommend searching it and luxuriating in it.

No luck on the search

 

[PuritySpiral]

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I just did a quote for a dog like hers this is what came up.

I've lost it now as I did it on a 10 minute email, but for a goldendoodle puppy of Content's age (admitedly I gave her the benefit of the doubt and said she paid £1000) using a random Thorpe Bay postcode, the cheapest - not necessarily the best by any means - but the cheapest policy was just shy of £11 pcm. It was like I described, 1k per condition cap, £100 excess plus 20% of any claim - didn't read any further as was just interested in headline figure to see if it was possible as I pay around £47 a month for my own dog.

I think these algorithms vary greatly though.

 

[HalcyonDays]

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Well Jack finally trending on my feed, I was previously just looking at her timeline, so put in her actual name to the search…OMFG it’s a war over there, Twitter people fighting each other left, right and centre, Tweeters attacking each other, some defending her, others going full-on attack, it’s absolute scenes…..starting to think that Blog is a game-changer, oh Jack what ya done It's like the gnomes in Harry Potter...they turn on one another pretty fast.
" It is rather easy to remove a gnome infestation, due to their low intelligence. Once you start the removal process, all of the gnomes flock to the surface, eager to see what is happening. Apparently, the sound of other gnomes screaming is entertaining to them, or they are simply confused as to what is happening."

 

[AnnRKey]

I’m too BUSY to keep up with all this.

At this rate I should just stop trying to get through today's list

 

[TillyMiffin]

A now deceased relative of mine once went up to the actress who played Morag in Take the High Road to inform her her husband on the programme was having it off with someone else. There was definitely something similar wrong with them but I'm not sure what. All I can tell you is that they used to hoard gents slacks and Barcardi.

amazing

 

[Baby Shark]

Mixed bag of mithering in this thread.
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I think those are two separate threads

 

[jenny2603]

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[HotesTilaire]

I think those are two separate threads

One has an arrow pointing at it though...

 

[Pimpinella]

AO have been brilliant - never use Curry’s!!

Well I was just using them as an example LOL anywhere normal that doesn't see an idiot coming LOL

 

[veronica71]

Mumsnet, yikes

I can not find this thread! - what section is in??