Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[Griftymcgriftface]

I leave for 7 hours and just spent the last hr doing a 43 page grunk. Can I have a piss and a sandwich please?

Just want to point out I wish Jack no ill other than to do an honest day’s work for a change.

 

[Hollaaa]

That's what I found when I thought it had been zapped. MN must have done something to stealth hide it, but without the blowback of deleting.

Alternatively it's just a bit of a crap search function

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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I’ve always thought that that was quote that could harm her most. Everything about it is ugly.

Really grim and shows her true character.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Seconded - their perfumes are amazing! Also, some of the names are hilarious too.

Yet another business that will suddenly have a sudden influx of new subscribers. Didn't we do that with a soap company? ( I've just registered with the perfume company)

 

[auntylil]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Damn you giving me an ear worm before I head off to bed! It's the only line I know, too! ARGHHHHH!

 

[Ostapbender]

I've got some leftover broccoli and sweet potato for tomorrow, so I'm going to have a go at some Schadenfreude Soup. The secret ingredient is love gin

 

[Pavlova]

Hooo boy. It's just not going away is it?! I can't remember- if ever - there was a mass of tweeters like this, over such a sustained period of time...

 

[NeoCortex]

You be careful, she could Kelvin McKenzie you with that thing

Haha. They barely held a hand full of text messages

 

[lucyq]

It's still there on the front page of _chat, but it's not coming up in search for some reason, and it's dropped off the most active list.

Thanks, found it in the end - but yeah you can't search for it at the moment.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Sidey T, I luffs u but you’ve arsed it up. Broccolli pasta is a breakfast recipe. Could you put it in a bullet blender and bake the liquid with oats maybe?

Don’t forget to reserve the water to make Jack’s thrice boiled soup of sadness.

Anyways, did somebody say Jeremy Kyle?

 

[Pimpinella]

I've got some leftover broccoli and sweet potato for tomorrow, so I'm going to have a go at some Schadenfreude Soup. The secret ingredient is love gin

Nah don't bother just do an omlette....

 

[Vanelope]

Hooo boy. It's just not going away is it?! I can't remember- if ever - there was a mass of tweeters like this, over such a sustained period of time...

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[TillyMiffin]

Really grim and shows her true character.

Yeah I’m surprised at how many people have turned/said they were suspicious

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Every time I think of the "please be gentle with me"

 

[ghostwiththemost]

Relaying this whole fiasco to a friend across the pond (and no, Jack, we're not all middle-aged tory terfs - even the left wing trans youth think you're an idiot) and his first response was, and i quote verbatim, ""recipe writing is my job" well youre not very good at it are you?" so it seems the house of cards really is falling. I reckon the reason blue ticks are sticking up for her so ardently is because they'll have major egg on their faces if they admit they're wrong.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

And actually just to point out if she did have furlough for an employee or her business etc then actually I do have a say as a tax payer who worked through the entire pandemic

 

[Vanelope]

Everyone who wants a say in the spending
‘I didn’t duck her!!! I just funded/fed etc…’

 

[bladiesla]

Was just strolling through some older posts and this made me

 

[jenny2603]

Hooo boy. It's just not going away is it?! I can't remember- if ever - there was a mass of tweeters like this, over such a sustained period of time...

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There have just been so many absolute bangers tonight. Nigella must be wishing she'd never mentioned Jack.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Google trends past day - full house of gossip, no slop in sight! Run free salmon paste jars x