Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[Rekyavikgirl]

In addition to the gin receipts, may I add:

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The latter is from this forensic research from Colouredlines; https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-228-the-winter-of-our-fishcontent.25280/post-7441325

Completely ripped off from the film The Waitress in its style

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Would you though? If this was my daughter I’d be trying to remove every device that allows her to access social media and seeking some urgent psychological help for her.

If was pulling this shit on Twitter my friends would have staged an intervention ages ago.

True. I mean if it was all baseless and they were of sound mind. Therein lies the problem.

 

[HalcyonDays]

 

[Upthisweek]

Remember, at the time of one of Jack’s burglaries and in the immediate period afterwards (screenshots on here somewhere but appear to have been deleted from her Twitter) she is too poor to have insurance. Poor people can’t afford contents insurance! HA! But they can afford Content’s insurance

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Wait, I thought I knew most things that have happened to her but she says was burgled and has been kidnapped too in the past???!!!

 

[Captainmouse]

But that thread isn't baseless is it? There are links to articles, blog posts, screenshots from Jack's own tweets, dates.....

You know what is baseless? The VBI. Because it doesn't exist. It was a brain fart Jack had that got her some attention. But it is entirely without any basis. No research and no data to back it up.

No but a big boost to her income, on the pretence

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Wasn't it when Jack had invested in/found/been gifted some 'artwork' of a cat which looked like something a small child would reject as shit? We all came up with our own offerings hoping she might shell out a lot for them

I'd forgotten about that.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I got my first phone at 14 and i saved up my paper round money and it was second hand off a relative. I got 8. 50 a week so it took a while pet. I paid 35 for the phone.

 

[FeelingGroovy]

Tbf, Penhaligons is beautiful perfume. I buy the knock offs from an online store in Leicester. I always get asked what I’m wearing

I genuinely need details! MrGroovy (the massive twat) only wears a Penhaligon pong - fair enough, he’s settled on it and it suits him lovely. And a bottle lasts him aaaaages. But, a dupe would be awesome.

 

[Hollaaa]

That's what I found when I thought it had been zapped. MN must have done something to stealth hide it, but without the blowback of deleting.

Alternatively it's just a bit of a crap search function

 

[Julia Edwards]

She looks like a panto villian, captain grifton. Argh!

SHE'S BEHIND YOU

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Ugh. They just don’t want to be wrong about her.

Neither did I. New here, first lost any respect for JM after how nasty she was to Jamie Oliver but had no idea the scale of her grifting and cuntiness

They’d be better off meeting up with her and asking her what the hell this is all about ? Surely they’re not so utterly stupid ??? …..off to delete JH book from my kindle ….

 

[Vanelope]

And let us not forget that when Arthur Fowler, (late of Walford) nicked the Christmas Club money to pay for Michelle and Lofty’s wedding, people sent money to Albert Square c/o the BBC for him. Not sure if they sent slacks and/or Bacardi though.

One for the older canalers, but “Gents slacks” always makes me think of this dashing chap
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That hands a bit… isn’t it? Ooh the 80s, never know when you might get groped by a man wearing a mullet.

 

[HalcyonDays]

the taxman, jack’s conscience and God sounds like the world’s most depressing supergroup

Reverend and the Grifting Money Makers?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Tbf she has probably just gone out for some retail therapy and a nice lunch somewhere.

She’s having a tough time being trolled so she deserves a few little treats. She’s probably popped to Bluewater.

All the dogs in London couldn't kill this pain (sorry Magnetic Fields)

 

[Pimpinella]

A search for "rent" on her Twitter is enlightening. For any new fraus - this is why we don't believe anything she says even though she claims that it is impossible for her to lie because autism.
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Well that explains no listing for Daz or soap on her itemised expenditure then....

 

[Vanelope]

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Gross … alliterate Jack

Spoiler: Rude

(plus isn’t the problem that no one is fucking you? And the quids that are concerned are funding you…)

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Grunking so not sure where this will end up-but if anyone is in any doubt about how unstable she is, this whole chaos has been triggered by the breakdown of a relationship that lasted 4-5 months max. Not saying you can’t fall in love or be hurt when it ends in this time frame but come on.

If it ever existed in the first place. Given that if you go back two years everything since this “relationship” ended is an almost verbatim rinse and repeat of what happened after Louisa left, I now have my doubts OH ever really existed.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I’m not one for firemen/uniforms etc but that outfit…crikey (Wesley’s I mean)

I thought at first you werw talking about my doughnut?!

 

[Kittypops]

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I just did a quote for a dog like hers this is what came up.

Add to Content's insurance some for Coops as well. That £12 is incredible value!

 

[10to2]

Can you do a brief synopsis? I don’t have the stamina to visit those threads. I’M EXHAUSTED.

Katie and Cole are still weapon grade cunts
There is a 3 year DV TR now against malice, she didn’t show as predicted and the evidence presented was even worse than anticipated. It includes all social media so no more drunken diatribes or ….