Her writing style makes me wish I'd never learnt to read.
Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
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I do find it hilarious though that she thinks her previous books are palatable or pretty.
And now she wants to write trashy crime thrillers as well? Her poor publisher.
And now she wants to write trashy crime thrillers as well? Her poor publisher.
What the duck is going on with her timestamp? Is it 8am in Southend already? Have I overslept?
Oh no Jack. If there's one thing we really do know about you, it's that you really do not love food, and you certainly do not know how to cook
Poor me with my ouchies- oh oh what is this? Why it’s my new book! Read this but don’t read all the other tweets where I’m skimming money off folk on the reg
Oh and here’s my (pricey) dug licking me but don’t ask where the cash came from for her
Oh and here’s my (pricey) dug licking me but don’t ask where the cash came from for her
Was your son’s life in jeopardy?
Was it?
What about his dad? His grandparents?
What the f are you doing with this?
She is actually taking the piss with this now.
This is going to be 70,000 words of me, myself and I.
Crack on Jack hun. Crack on. If you get paid for it, more fool the publisher. tit has been published before. It means nothing. The fact that you continue to spout mistruths about yourself and what happened to your son to harm him and others is abhorrent. I hope one day you realise the harm you are causing.
Was it?
What about his dad? His grandparents?
What the f are you doing with this?
She is actually taking the piss with this now.
This is going to be 70,000 words of me, myself and I.
Crack on Jack hun. Crack on. If you get paid for it, more fool the publisher. tit has been published before. It means nothing. The fact that you continue to spout mistruths about yourself and what happened to your son to harm him and others is abhorrent. I hope one day you realise the harm you are causing.
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I'm in Turkey my love so it's my local time. 6 am for Jack.
God I managed about 3 lines of that and then died of boredom.
Busy day, the dog got vaccinated (not mentioned in her busy Monday schedule) was this after the morning of admin in the hammock, before or after the shopping, before or after the accountant, the publisher, the Harold? How did she manage to grapple a lively puppy to the vets with her crippling arthritis? What happened to the oxtail and mussels?
How will she get to call HMRC now that she’s been up all night bashing out her white hot fury (with her arthritic flare ups)? So many questions - send explinationos
Shan't.
Thanks, Brian. I had a moment of panic there.
Bad enough that she has no self awareness, she is now monetising other peoples grief and misery in such an awful, horrible, distasteful way for her own gain.
who the duck wants to read this shite? I ask you…
who the duck wants to read this shite? I ask you…
She is truly an awful writer.
Seriously, though. This is not only terribly written, it’s tone deaf and incredibly irresponsible.
Her publisher needs locked up, publishing pure shite from her
Over-wrought codswallop.
What a waste of trees it’ll be if that is ever published. Self indulgent, self centred work of fantasy.
A few immediate thoughts (and I only skim read it)
- She better have permission for every. single. story. Although I doubt it will go beyond those reported in the press. The idea she did any primary research is laughable.
- For a book/chapter about other people, she talks about herself a lot.
-The hunger names is a crass title
- Like many people she falls into the trap that using big words makes you look clever, when it's actually the opposite (there's actually research behind this too!)
- She has crawled so far up her own arse with the fawning publisher bollocks she's almost disappeared.
- She better have permission for every. single. story. Although I doubt it will go beyond those reported in the press. The idea she did any primary research is laughable.
- For a book/chapter about other people, she talks about herself a lot.
-The hunger names is a crass title
- Like many people she falls into the trap that using big words makes you look clever, when it's actually the opposite (there's actually research behind this too!)
- She has crawled so far up her own arse with the fawning publisher bollocks she's almost disappeared.
She doesn’t love food and there are no palatable pretty bits
widen the doors, ego the size of a planet, couldn’t wade through all the bilge, how much was copy and paste? Regurgitated garbage
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