Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

[Cucumberthunder]

Bet those Nikes cost a few weeks of shopping. And they're too white to have been found in a puddle

 

[MsGilmore]

Don’t dogs like sweat because it’s salty? Have a shower Jack.

 

[Hollaaa]

If that's blood on the front of her leg, all that licking is a bit close to an open sore for my liking.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Sigh. I know it is a fool's errand questioning her nonsense. But here goes. Why the duck, if you have been having daily flare ups for hours at a time for longer than you can remember, would you go on a two day trip involving lengthy train journeys without the medication and aids you must need on a daily basis?

And buy a puppy that's going to need a lot of walking/enrichment.

 

[Mrs Peel]

Saves having a bath I suppose...

But licking what looks to be like a cut/scrape isn't healthy for the poor puppy.

 

[Feck]

Nightmeat, nightmeat
Yellow sticker chilled meat
Bung it in the freezer if it gets too late to eat.

This is your 20 minute nightmeat expiry notice.

Might be my mostest favouritest yet.

 

[NellieBoo]

No it is not. It's because there is an oozy scab close to your knee . Don't start pretending Content is some sort of therapy dog now.

If that's blood on the front of her leg, all that licking is a bit close to an open sore for my liking.

For the puppy or Jack? Pretty sure the puppy will be fine. They are sturdy beasties

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Those jug shots.... she's just waiting for someone to say...."ooh you should be on Only Fans!"

"Oh no. Me? I couldn't. Could I? I mean....if people....wanted it I suppose I... could"

 

[blurstoftimes]

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i’m having to control my breathing with all my might to stop myself from making the bed shake from laughter and wake up mr blurst…how could i possibly explain this?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Tiggles is a horrible word

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Tiggles is a horrible word

Yes!!!!!! Hard relate (© Jack). It's like people who say "ickle" instead of little, even in the most serious of situations

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Content says that Jackie tastes like Night Meat.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Christ..

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

She's waiting for a squig to say dogs can smell cancer and she should go and get checked out.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

The fawning comments on her twitter echo chamber are something else

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

She's waiting for a squig to say dogs can smell cancer and she should go and get checked out.

Yes!
With that in mind, has she gained a 'beauty spot' in her Crocs in a Hammock shot?

 

[Ostapbender]

Sounds familiar

 

[Mrs Peel]

Any Cooper sightings recently?

 

[Pimpinella]

OH away then?


Funny how she managed those weekend mini breaks and all the gardening recently View attachment 1392760

Rheum apt? Rollicks, I'm still waiting for urgent biopsies results and an apt three weeks on from investigations. Only way this is happening is if she's going private 250+. She's a right gbsht...

 

[FunnyFuneral]

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Lying , in agony are you with your self diagnosed arthritis, neuro diverse with your self diagnosed adhd, got self diagnosed CPTSD from your self inflicted brief period of skint 10 years ago? One day soon you'll come up once too often as someone to check out, HMRC wise. Ha x