Um Jack, you can't get dressed without a bleeping crisis or drama. Politicians are amateurs compared to you.
Me too. Been sizzling over here.Thank you. I needed that
I think she thinks that this was a conference aimed at all volunteers rather than a conference for the ‘voluntary sector’ which is actually made up of a massive workforce of paid staff. I would have thought she might have picked this up given she attended the annual awards do
She’s so predictable. Jack, ya boring. Call this a chaos? pffft.I'm sure it was @Lucy Aeroplane who suggested last night that Jack would do a grunk here, see the comments about autism burnout and claim she was suffering from it after all her travelling the past few days. She's done exactly that, but picked out RA to make it less obvious (Mere speculation, m'lud).
“Please stop being such a honking grubster”I'm sorry but I can't get the 3 day old, slept in t-shirt nonsense out of my head. Who does that? How has she been wearing it for 3 days yomping from hither to thither, sitting on trains, speaking in a "professional" capacity then attending an awards ceremony. HOW?
Has she showered and then put the filthy t-shirt back on or what? (The alternative isn't much better).
Jack, I've already changed my shirt twice today. Please stop being such a honking grubster you're making me itch.
Sorry again, but I've soooooo my issues with this
As a Frau who was made to do her work experience at the Brew - I cannot like this enough. XxxI believe she also has some hot takes about signing on for national assistance at the labour exchange and an absolute banger planned about supplementary benefit.
Haha, I misspelled, I meant decorations, not decisions .We had a series done at a conference and they are quite nice I think (we got them framed, they were a different style than this, and make good decisions on our office).
It's just that we know her story is BS.
OMG credit does not necessarily equate with loan. This is bollocks. It’s so … disingenuous.. is that the word I want?
Yes but she needs the current pricks to stay in so she can take up her new role as Bojos ethics adviserNot a literal expert here, but surely the primary goal of any opposition party is to get into power? Jack's "vote this guy, he's an absolute dullard" campaign may not be the most effective marketing tool...
Yeah I would tend to assume that a one off payment named credit = a credit to your account, so a positive balance? Jackie’s understanding of personal finance is that of a spoilt 17 year old though . Her demonisation of any form of borrowing is bizarre, when managed well/cheap credit is a gr8 mechanism that can help lots of people afford big ticket items whether it’s a house or a car or a new £3k Smeg fridge like Jack! And gives you the consumer an extra layer of protection with section 75! Her ridiculous stories that make out that the minute you pay with a Barclaycard Paul Schaplino is kicking ur door in isn’t helpful to anyone.OMG credit does not necessarily equate with loan. This is bollocks. It’s so … disingenuous.. is that the word I want?
And we must take a moment to recall the various Jacks that can’t be with us tonight:The cycle of Jack
*Mini-break Jack
* Poverty Jack
* Cross patch Jack (don’t say she’s not poor, pal)
* lil’ grifty Jack
* sad Jack
* Cat jack
* Dubious anecdotes Jack
* Cross patch Jack 2.0
* Food Jack
* No money to spend on food Jack
* So much emotional labour in buying food Jack
* Clumsily nuzzling innocent in laws Jack
* Sad Jack (prepping for a mini break)
And repeat