This reminds me of a family member who is both an alcoholic and has NPD - she believed she was being shunned by other mothers at the school gate because she was too attractive and they felt threatened by her looks.
Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author
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She sewed soil onto a denim shirt? She really is utter filth isn’t she?
Not quite but not beyond the realms of possibility
. She sewed brown thread that represented the soil - I’m sure it was something to do with AA - I’ll try and find it(Smoooooth FM are about to play Midnight Train to Georgia! Toot toot!)
ETA - She sewed ‘Just for today’ which is widely used in AA parlance. Photo and comparison thanks to @Professor Slop
Getting my threads confused. I totally read that as Ioan (as in Gruffudd)
Special roots which live above and below the soil x
I still think if OH exists he owns the hat shop
The thing you have to remember with Jack is that she doesn't believe in anything besides her own personal advancement. She calculated that slating Corbyn would earn her points in the media circles she wants to be part of, she's made the same calculation about defending Starmer. None of it means anything, if the wind changed she'd be Team Corbyn and demanding the beheading of Starmer.
She sees what people are saying and trending for and jumps on it, doesn't she? Not an original thought in her head... well, apart from some of the horror hairstyle ideas!
it's sentient!
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). Wee tongue sticking out as she concentrates. Aye.
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Yes and that’s because the brown represents the slop and general filthiness of Jack.
Her typing hand got better then? Thats a lot of pointless words for the other one…
But really though, arthritis my arse, her hand hurts from being on her phone so constantly - she’s just milking it because she’s a pathological liar.
It’s because she is on a high from getting lots of supply over the last 24 hours. She knows more people will be paying attention to her Twitter and thinking ‘Poor Jack, she’s so amazing and so poorly that I must buy her a house (or sign up for Patreon but she’d prefer the house).
“I’m going to do it, I’ll knit a square every day for the rest of my life!”Ahhhhh. Knitting Jack was up there with the greats
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I knew that she was a Tory, thanks Vlad 
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So very late to the party but I don’t understand the phrase the dead can’t riot…. Obviously they can’t. They can’t do anything. Cos they are dead. What’s the point of it?
The phrase is
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God yes, all of this.
Her copy paste Labour "opinions" are reminding me of the time she was jumping for joy that Alastair Campbell liked one of her tweets (or something) and she told him she would tell her Dad all about it and how proud he'd be that Campbell had acknowledged her - because obviously militant Marxist Leninists are also Blairites
Eta the tweet
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