Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class

[I’MBUSY!]

She's donated it to the Trussell Trust because she's so monumentally thick, she imagines he'll be upset by his money going to the Radio2 of foodbanks.

And when she going to return all the other donations she’s received so far for the case of the decade?

 

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[GrannyOgg]

That mp seems like a goady twit, but he was actually a single parent and his claims of struggling at this point are far more believable thank jack's
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Yes that's exactly how it works . The lunacy of these people thinking anything at all will happen and that these people are running scared of thicko jack and her nonsensical twattery
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You can’t put two quid on the leccy you middle class clown. It’s a minimum of six pounds

sorry I meant the Twitter squig not you

 

[I’MBUSY!]

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I mean, I could probably swallow her insufferable smugness if she could match it with just a slop of intelligence.

 

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[trancejunkie]

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Jacky big baws. She forgot to add “pal” on the end

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Nope.

That'll be why she hasn't donated the rest of the Teemill money then. Maybe we should offer some suggestions for when she grunks (if she isn't already)? I'll start.

Barnardos.
Ukraine in Crisis.
The Children's Poverty Action Group.

 

[Darlingbitgauche]

Does Jack know any other charities outside of the Trussell Trust??

No, that's why the teemills money hasn't gone anywhere...possibly your honour

 

[Cack Conroe]

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She defo read mine and @CabalofBolorneaise posts about Shabbat!

 

[panda_eyes]

NOT NOW

 

[jenny2603]

Well, the threat of legal action really seems to have silenced Jack's critics.

 

[JJusa69]

I know this is small fry but twice people have said the person in question should back down, apologise and give decent donations to TT and both times that I've seen she's said no, I'm taking this all the way for a big payout (that benefits her)
Proving that she doesn't really give two fucks about poor people and food banks. Just her desperate need for an orangery

 

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[DinosaurSenior]

I'd almost feel sorry for the naïve little idiot, if she wasn't such a massive, massive tit

 

[FrumpyCat]

LMAO she's beyond stupid, she can't even see when she's being trolled.

That's what makes it so funny.

Jack standing in a corner surrounded by wet paint as everyone points and laughs.

 

[Smeghead]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES

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Burn

 

[kachoochoo]

Harold has written some letters in an attempt to defuse the situation

'Dear Mr Lozza,

jack says she's very sorry. she didn't mean to sue you. it was just the lumbago talking. she has been having a terrible time what with me being so busy in the pig hat shop and she is EXHAUSTED

please don't sue jack back, she will give you a rusty spoon of your choice to say sorry

thank you for the fiver, it'll help me get something nice to get back in margaret's good books

i must end here, there's an alligator in the bathtub

best,
OH'

'Dear LJC,

thank you for your sound advice, I'm sorry I ignored it. she's gone off on one again and she says I can't leave until I draft a good apology tweet

you're good at making apologies for jack. help me, ljc, you're my only hope

yours, forever in hope,
hazza'

 

[Yel]

I'm preying this chaos makes it into the tabloids. During a war in Europe and a cost of living crisis jack monroe is requesting cash (despite earning well over the average income) with zero transparency because she thinks someone saying she no doubt earns more than the PM is malicious.

 

[trancejunkie]

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Pal! There we have it. We should have been playing Jackie Bingo

 

[Sglodion]

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Uh oh, the 'pal' has been deployed - things are getting serious!