Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class

[panda_eyes]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES

 

[jenny2603]

You wouldn't know him, he sits in another court but he is real and he did say it.

 

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OMG she's on wifi.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Thankyou x @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. There were quite a few in the madness towards the tail end of the thread so apologies if this isn't the democratically chosen one.

Wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread only please. Use the words 'thread title' in your nomination and NO SWEARING.

PLEASE BE AWARE WE ARE CURRENTLY CHAOSING

She has accused Lee Anderson of libel (or slander, all legal terms are interchangeable) when he stated on GB News that she was 'taking money off some of the most vulnerable in society'. Now she is counting the views on the video and talking to her pro bono (or no win no fee - again, all interchangeable) lawyer in Israel to take them to court. Laurence Fox has got involved and even sent her a fiver after she announced people could contribute to her legal fees (for a court case that her lawyer hasn't even agreed to take yet) via Paypal. She is also already planning how to spend the winnings from her court case that hasn't been taken by a lawyer, let alone made it to court and won. The canal are thrilled as we planned our court outfits two years ago and we may finally get a chance to wear them.

If you are looking for the start of the chaos, it's this post in the last thread.

 

[jenny2603]

...and it seems to me you lived your life like a hideously decaying pair of copulating butterflies joined together on a rotten corkboard in a moment in time

 

[Pixieboots]

Holy shit, lads! This is like the Hunger Games for cunts.

If Jack gets the arse sued off her, I hereby swear to get a tattoo of an owl holding a champagne bottle.

 

[panda_eyes]

How can they not see they are proving the "other side's" point?!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

“Jack Monroe is a very nice person. She once sent me a Lion Bar all the way to Australia“.

 

[jenny2603]

Good news lads, Jacks legal team are busy watching Laurence Fox's Twitter feed just now, so we're safe to go wild.

 

[BubbleDuck]

Brambly mice?

 

[Emmapism]

Why you lie?
Got Wifi

 

[kachoochoo]

and here's some actual supporter squigs starting to question things. 2nd one actually suggested GoFundMe would be more appropriate and was subjected to the "just say I'm a fraud" reply

 

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[jenny2603]

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INJECT TONIGHT INTO MY EYEBALLS.

 

[jenny2603]

I NEED AN AMBULANCE.

 

[jenny2603]

Well, the threat of legal action really seems to have silenced Jack's critics.

 

[Geetbo]

Honestly this current chaos is going straight in my wank bank.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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She can’t add gift aid as she isn’t a tax payer