Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

[Morrisey]

Perhaps Jack wants all the manky cutlery so we are distracted from the manky slop buckets of food they produce.

 

[Irena]

Suggestion for thread title Jack Monroe #241 Running with Unexpected Twists and Turns

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

For your viewing erm, pleasure
cringe reverse rats tail teething necklace nonsense
Updated link, thanks @Veronicaaa for the full set

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Can she stop with the whole "I'm such a calamity" act. It's not cute or adorable!

tattle.life

That was such a cringe fest.

 

[Captainmouse]

AndI Oliver has a new program on the beeb

 

[Captainmouse]

Spoiler: Reddit post

Scuttled off to Reddit to try and find what had occurred last Summer but found this instead. Five years old.

Someone is aware of her body of work

 

[L3moning]

All over the place over the years

Thread title suggestion

 

[Shawads]

I got bored and flicked through eBay's vintage cutlery. There's loads on there reasonably priced and cheaper postage.
Does she understand bargains?

At least she won't get offered to do that show with that man with the grey hair who picks up tat at the carboots. It's on midmorning I think?! My neighbour watches it, the people buy such utter crap.

What is this programme? Sounds right up my street.
I have a friend who frequents bootsales and makes massive profits selling it on

 

[BlendedSlop]

It was the boy's Switch wasn't it?

I thought she got it from her parents? Must have missed it if she later confirmed otherwise.

 

[Shawads]

I’m late blah blah but have to say - EXCELLENT first post

Hear hear

 

[PsychicCaramel]

Softy soft twee Jack is definitely one of my least favourites

 

[L3moning]

Make do and mend, home made bath salts, William Morris curtains, we are the village green preservation society Jack.

Does remind me of one of the less grim songs I like, Kate Rusby's cover of that Kinks song.



Side note, Kate Rusby is a good singer, but she's crap live.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

It’s mad isn’t it? The ones who bask in a reply from a blue ticker. Now having said that if Gemma Chan wanted to talk to me about spoons i’d be falling over myself.

Can she be on our list?

 

[Hollaaa]

I'm using my spoon counting time to have a word with my boat organisation mate

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Think it’s this one? £70 for a toaster!

Pretty sure that's the one!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Bernard!

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Why the lies?

 

[Captainmouse]

I didn’t even think of that . Honestly it’s such an awkward angle and I’m a bit on the lazy side ( not jack level lazy mind you) we’re moving house in a few months so I’ll need to get it sorted by then . I’m genuinely a bit scared to venture into the cats secret lair - who knows what she’s got there!

Looks like you needs to choose your weapon

Inspection & Pick-up Tools - Machine Mart

www.machinemart.co.uk

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Username checks out, @FlirtyThirty

Never!!

 

[Hollaaa]

She could do a spoon version of "you're going to miss me when I'm gone", a la Anna Hendricks in Pitch Perfect.

Except we wouldn't miss her when she's gone

Gonna miss me by my hair

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

What is this?
Is it knickers or a short skirt?

Looks a bit like some control underwear/slip combo.