Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

[BooBooPoohPooh]

Lights on Jack
Lights off Jack

And repeat.

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[Captainmouse]

I blame Sidey B. for leading me down this path with her YouTube link, but had we seen this? If you get past the cringe of the second sentence I *bet* you shout ‘Thread title* at the same point I did.

Who dat?

 

[Oxford_Girl]

That man with the forearms *swoon* has a new show on C5 watching it on catch up. Think it was on yesterday

 

[Lanie]

I forgot to count my wooden spoons and serving spoon, so 2 wooden spoons and one serving spoon.

 

[Thank(space)you]

We have 5 tea spoons, 4 soup spoons and 4 big spoons plus 6 plastic baby spoons. There's 2 of us (me plus child)

 

[Captainmouse]

The brambley mice are on the masked singer

 

[Hollaaa]

Phrasing!

Username checks out, @FlirtyThirty

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I actually did try to find the listing, so kudos to the poster who did! I've no idea how to search sold listings. I wonder if the seller had the other spoons as another listing?

Scroll down the left hand side column.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Spoiler: O/T

Who the fuck is Alice (Evans)??

Don’t do it to yourself!!!

 

[Cookiecookie]

Scraps of nothing….

wow you are spoiling us…

Just what everyone wants for their dinner!

 

[Pavlova]

Thanks for the new thread @Silver Linings

I posted this at the end of the last thread, but I really feel it is too good a counting opportunity to miss..... please forgive my indulgence!

I have 12 big spoons, 6 soup spoons, 4 tea spoons (where the fuck do they all go?) That's my main cutlery draw. Then I have a posh (£40 from Argos in a fancy satin lined box) set for Crimbo and the like which has 8 big spoons, 8 soup spoons and 8 tea spoons, plus 2 serving spoons.

Therefore, in my household of 2 normal adults, we have 48 spoons. This is excessive, I am going to list them on ebay for Jack to purchase for a hefty fee.

How many spoons do you have cabal??

6 teaspoons, 5 pudding spoons, a big stirrer/serving spoon and a ladle.
If that was me - and thank LJC I'm not - I'd be off pronto with all the silver hallmarked ones to flog as scrap.

 

[Boyo]

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Quoting myself like a twunt but it had to be done…

 

[Captainmouse]

Or even a spoonful of chaos, keeping with the poppies theme

myself there poppins theme!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

myself there poppins theme!

I honestly just took it army Jack had entered the chat again, just shows how unpredictable she is is doing a chaos and we don’t even question it.

 

[L3moning]

Just be thankful she’s not buying original game boys and wanting on about showing SB Tetris

Or, indeed encasing them in resin, a la Jake Paul, or was it Logan, IDFK.

 

[MooBelle]

They are mentioning the small opened bottle in the bottom shelf of the minibar and how it has been opened before the photo (which they don't realise is staged). They assume it is a juice thought but my first thought was a bottle of antibiotics, what do you think?

Also from this thread:



Stalkers that don't stop her posting numerous pictures of the inside of her house.

I actually think a Switch is a decent present for an 11 year old but the Switch Light is rubbish compared to the actual switch since you can't remove the controllers and therefore are limited in the games you can play on it. There's only about a £50 difference in price now so no idea why she bought the lite either for herself or SB, but probably herself.

I'll confess I bought myself a Switch as a gift over lockdown. I'm telling myself it is an investment in my health as I bought the fitness games since I was shielding and couldn't get out to exercise. Of course, I didn't get my lazy arse off the couch much to exercise in my living room and mainly use it to play a weird Japanese drumming game called Taiko no Tatsujin instead.

(Please remember to send money to my tip jar so I can buy butter, please)

It's an energy shot. There's another one on the top shelf. Probably turmeric and ginger.

 

[Emmapism]

A friend of mine streamed that Turnip boy game last year. It's really funny in places.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Thanks for the new thread @Silver Linings

I posted this at the end of the last thread, but I really feel it is too good a counting opportunity to miss..... please forgive my indulgence!

I have 12 big spoons, 6 soup spoons, 4 tea spoons (where the fuck do they all go?) That's my main cutlery draw. Then I have a posh (£40 from Argos in a fancy satin lined box) set for Crimbo and the like which has 8 big spoons, 8 soup spoons and 8 tea spoons, plus 2 serving spoons.

Therefore, in my household of 2 normal adults, we have 48 spoons. This is excessive, I am going to list them on ebay for Jack to purchase for a hefty fee.

How many spoons do you have cabal??

Ehhhm, about 20 maybe ranging from the teaspoon my sibling stole and shoved in my handbag one drunken evening to ladles…

 

[Captainmouse]

Please repost at the end of the thread because this deserves to be nominated.

Or even a spoonful of chaos, keeping with the poppies theme

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Whispers Lorraine Kelly

I read this in the Bo Selecta voice