Can’t wait for the first photo of a bowl of slop accompanied by a non-food grade collectible spoon on the side.
Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend
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Maybe I’m missing the point!
it’s bizarre though on twitter as when people have been posting the actual listing they get accused of being hateful. What is wrong with the squiggles, if Jack was to say the sky was green they would probably argue she was right!
Tasty rust.
I am more in the dark than when everyone was talking about CH vs HMRC vs suspended strike offs.
Going back to thinking about that sandwich.
It’s mad isn’t it? The ones who bask in a reply from a blue ticker. Now having said that if Gemma Chan wanted to talk to me about spoons i’d be falling over myself.Maybe I’m missing the point!
it’s bizarre though on twitter as when people have been posting the actual listing they get accused of being hateful. What is wrong with the squiggles, if Jack was to say the sky was green they would probably argue she was right!
Soz, didn't mean to create a mini thread chaos. As it seems there may be more to the squig uprising than meets the eye, I'm happy to ask a mod to delete the screenshot if it's inappropriate?
Some of them look brass, which will just give you a delicious metallic taste. And probably some sort of metal poisoning.Tasty rust.
My mum just gave me a handful of change and I immediately thought of Jack’s cutlery and stupidly smelled the coppers and yes it was horrible.Tasty rust.
Can she be on our list?
Jack needs to get her trolley down to Lidl-
With such a history of buying on Ebay, maybe it was a number post midnight impulse buys that they decided to get rid of as a job lot?
There’s of course going to be crossover (of people being aware of Jack) between here and Twitter - main reason being that if Jack’s on anyone’s radar, then day follows night, pretty much?
One of the main rules is to not directly interact with the subject of the thread and post here for kudos. Also, squigs are fun to talk about, especially when they seem to be reasonably challenging Jack, but when it is stuff directly lifted from here, it sort of takes the shine off the theory of people ‘seeing the light’. By this point, whatever anyone thinks about Jack (if they’re aware of her), is not going to change all that much?
It’s also best not to screenshot anyone who has zero / a small amount of follows or followers, or who only seem to @ Jack - they’re more than fine out there doing what they do and don’t need association with what’s happening here.
One of the main rules is to not directly interact with the subject of the thread and post here for kudos. Also, squigs are fun to talk about, especially when they seem to be reasonably challenging Jack, but when it is stuff directly lifted from here, it sort of takes the shine off the theory of people ‘seeing the light’. By this point, whatever anyone thinks about Jack (if they’re aware of her), is not going to change all that much?
It’s also best not to screenshot anyone who has zero / a small amount of follows or followers, or who only seem to @ Jack - they’re more than fine out there doing what they do and don’t need association with what’s happening here.
I'll have a fiver on Jack contacting the seller and explaining that she's actually very famous and is getting tit for the purchase and could they please remove all evidence it ever occurred.
I’ve been keeping a Lidl basil going since May in the same pot, am I doing plants wrong? He stands in a bowl with water in by the window. He didn’t even die when I LEFT over Xmas.I will give it a go Orphy B!
My very green fingered BIL reckons watering Basil from below with rainwater.Managed to keep mine going for about 8 weeks. Love my interchangeable herbs.
On topic, poor little bird, fly high with the angles and Pythagoras (RIP)
Still on an effing grunk. I'm BUSY ok?
But it's posts like this that make me absolutely love you ninnies. Nobody else would get any of this post and why I'm belly laughing and why I almost spat out my coffee at another post earlier.
Spoon lies is going to be my granola
On a grunk but I’m with you on this. As much as I love Go Henry Squig and Trifle Defender (and appreciate when they refute Jack’s bollocks) it’s just to easy for Jack to shout ‘tattle troll’ and to dismiss it and in the process garner sympathy from the Squigs/aid the grift.
Where as if it was a long standing Squig who’d found the receipts themselves it would potentially be harder to shout troll at them - especially if they’d got a whole host of posts previously being favourable to Jack. Though I get anyone can read (as a non member) here and post the receipts.
I don’t want to go on about it but, I will
When a squiggle takes stuff from here, it looks like we’ve facilitated it and we’ll get the blame anyway. That’s why when we see our “work” in the wild (usually phrasing particular to us eg if someone put “Brexit tin thief”) some of us do an inward groan.
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