I will! Maybe I’ll finally watch Top Gun too while I’m at itToffee, you must rectify this, stat.
I will! Maybe I’ll finally watch Top Gun too while I’m at itToffee, you must rectify this, stat.
Jack's only gift is generously100% Saturday morning at Glastonbury “swinging” a “half empty bladder of Chardonnay” over to the fire service tent “Hi lads!” Vibes
Why has she always got her arse on her food prep surfaces?!Why does she always take such a wide stance?!!
Because she thinks she’s a cat? See also ridiculous socks.Why has she always got her arse on her food prep surfaces?!
I can remember what I was wearing, what I was doing, exactly one year ago. A glorious day...
For me, I shall not find peace until every beige postcard has been sent, for every week that was promised.
The cards are my... granola recipe.....
Dear hearts, I had my own glove/pigeon incident today. I was walking with a friend when I stumbled across this poor being. I laughed out loud and had to come up with a ludicrous backstory as to why I needed to take a photo of it.There is no escape once these threads have their hooks in you even an innocent glove/pigeon reminds me of you all
Why would she think anyone would want her half drunk wine anyway? Would you take an open drink from a total random at a festival? Could be a flagon of piss, could be spiked with goodness knows what. I bet if they did take it because she pestered them into it, it got poured straight on the ground when she'd gone.100% Saturday morning at Glastonbury “swinging” a “half empty bladder of Chardonnay” over to the fire service tent “Hi lads!” Vibes
Honestly, I couldn't recommend it, the swim to Asda for the weekly £20 shop is a nightmare, and my neighbour won't stop talking about Meghan Markle and his £150k salary and trying to cook me slopLads you know I am a real vegan, fully plant-based horse sauce substitute only. It's thicker than its equestrian counterpart. You don't need an oven or anything.
The best thing Max gave us is @Switchstreetz's new location. Is it nicer there than in Caroline Is Just a Floating Pair of Hands? I'm considering a move, I don't think it's far from my current location.
Or, more likely, it just didn’t happenWhy would she think anyone would want her half drunk wine anyway? Would you take an open drink from a total random at a festival? Could be a flagon of piss, could be spiked with goodness knows what. I bet if they did take it because she pestered them into it, it got poured straight on the ground when she'd gone.
I was still grunking my through the threads trying to catch up (remember when that was a realistic goal!) there's some posts from me in one of the early thirties threads naively spouting off like "wow thread 20-whatever was wild, I don't possibly see how it can get crazier than this"babe, same x
I was all alone in my sweltering office, wearing my yellow dress, happily chuckling my lurky self through thread 31 and
BAM!
"hi (nonnymouse). jack here. this is libel"
i jumped out of my skin and before I knew it, I'd texted my dad her to-do list
16th July:Also ... when's the anniversary of Jack's trip to Edinburgh? Do I need to be aware, in case of a return trip?
Shades of Pam Doove.thought I'd give jack a very low quality hat, in absence of any actual content. also, her coat hooks here look like they say, "looool"
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haha has it really been a year? What fun we had that day!Let’s not forget the hero of thread 31 @Nonnymouse nerves of steel