Yay Kircaldy! Dare you to pronounce that town name, Edinburgh Jack!
Jack Monroe #151 A morally destitute and blatantly mendacious fraud?
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Hello @ChocolateMuffin do you still have a hen in a laundry basket?
I don‘t know why, but this has just ended me! Good find @ChocolateMuffin !
What next, Louisa Compton, C4’s Current Head Of News And Current Affairs, starting a bonfire with the Brexit Tins??
Not sure about my prize for thread title @HotesTilaire - could I have the equivalent in cash? Is it better or worse for us from a legal standpoint if I say I was originally going to call her a bleep but switched to fraud? Either way it's going in the lever arch files and I look forward to the technicalities being discussed in court! I'm going to turn up looking like Feathers McGraw in honour of our deceased bird friends 
I hope @jenny2603 is okay. She's been gone a couple of weeks now. I know it's probably just life and stuff but we miss you girl xx
Unfortunately, Kendra Hen went to the coop in the sky.
Thank you for asking.
This is extremely triggering.
My chicken's DEAD!
Early thread title suggestion?
Louisa is a huge fan of Mary Poppins. Her early days SM was full of fan girl stuff and getting giddy over going to the theatre to watch it.
The dressing up was clearly their 'thing' and Jack went above and beyond to get her back (Louisa was recently identified by @Marmalade Atkins as being present in the bungalow, no doubt as a direct result of Jack's weird sexy cosplay....)
Lol. My first memory of a family holiday was to Kirkcaldy.
I have a vague memory of tickling fish! (They weren’t in Jack’s freezer). 
I’ve seen people who have 50+ eyeshadow palettes and 100+ lipsticks. The thought of that just gives me anxiety. I thought my 10 palettes were excessive.
I think you'll find it's becheMAL, dear heart.
Latest twitter reply to the vegan soc - I couldn’t squiggle without it still being see through so I hope squares are welcome here too
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Cash equivalent is a pound note that’s on fire. I’ll post you your half of the ashes.Not sure about my prize for thread title @HotesTilaire - could I have the equivalent in cash? Is it better or worse for us from a legal standpoint if I say I was originally going to call her a bleep but switched to fraud? Either way it's going in the lever arch files and I look forward to the technicalities being discussed in court! I'm going to turn up looking like Feathers McGraw in honour of our deceased bird friends
If you had called her a bleep it couldn’t be a thread title. I’m unsure as to whether it would breach any libel laws, although she invented the word twunt so you’re sailing close to a copyright infringement.
I’m not sure about your court outfit, I think it’s quite staid and proper in court and they make you take off hats and gloves. I hope she can’t ta’e her Mary P duck brolly in, it’s a dangerous weapon.
Oh I’m sorry. She seemed like a lovely hen and she was cozy in the basket in front of the telly.
Well she killed Barbara Chickens a few months back in a narc rage. Chicken karma I guess.
It's what Babs would have wanted.
Reading a book about the psychology of murder (not implying you're a murderer, btw Jack) and almost choked when I read this. This is exactly what she does in every situation!
@HotesTilaire perfect, you can make a good toothpaste out of ashes in a slow cooker. Don't let those dusty old relatives go to waste! Recipe to follow x
What if I were to sew myself a complete outfit of gloves, like a dress but with lots of gloves on it so that they're like pockets, is that allowed? Nothing wrong with a five-fingered pocket, that's what I always say.
What if I were to sew myself a complete outfit of gloves, like a dress but with lots of gloves on it so that they're like pockets, is that allowed? Nothing wrong with a five-fingered pocket, that's what I always say.
That looks absolutely nothing like her. God, I wish she’d stop using whatever filters or other tit she uses. Just...what’s wrong with being happy with how you naturally look?? That’s what we’re trying to teach our kids, but this crap doesn’t make it any easier.
Though I note her food could do with several filters...
Please don't summon the cartoon filter. #comickitchen #neverforgetThat looks absolutely nothing like her. God, I wish she’d stop using whatever filters or other tit she uses. Just...what’s wrong with being happy with how you naturally look?? That’s what we’re trying to teach our kids, but this crap doesn’t make it any easier.
Though I note her food could do with several filters...
Well she’s not happy with herself is she, that’s why she’s constantly trying to fill the void with likes and purchases
Also, I tried to listen to the SEB podcast, I really did. But I couldn’t get past the first two minutes of SEB moaning about being cold (try working on a building site in sub zero temperatures and then come back and whine about your texting finger being chilly), so I’m afraid I deleted it, and went back to listening to Louis Theroux...
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