Christ I don't think I've ever owned that much make up in my entire life time (& I am a lady of a certain post menopausal age) never mind in one go! The amount of stuff she has squirrelled away is mind blowing to me. That SBE podcast is very telling, the wrinkle in your timeline Jack is that you have told so many lies about your "origin story" ( let alone all the other duplicitous cobblers on the daily) that you can't actually remember the truth of it. And if you tell the truth, you dont have to remember the lies you've told (Judge Judy Rules). Loving the viggles sticking with it doggedly. I feel a truther time of revelation is coming with much wailing & gnashing of teeth (& howling & clawing for good measure)
Jack Monroe #151 A morally destitute and blatantly mendacious fraud?
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Didn't she say most of her makeup is from a shoot that a makeup artist didn't turn up to, so Jack was sent out to buy a whole kit for herself?
I don't care if she has 50 lipsticks and 40 eye liners. It's the inconsistency of pretending online you're low on money, saying your rent had bounced for 6 months and then rattling the tip jar and the piss taking Patreon. And the 20 pound shop that leaves out all the things she actually eats.
Here we go again.....
Come the duck on, that's even fantastical for her own standards
Despite my honorary double doctorate in Monroe Studies, I sh/can't.
Viggles going after JM at the Vegan society is a better rehash than reusing beetroot or spud water though
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There’s a Twitter reply too. The only engagement they have is people pointing this out, which speaks volumes.
God it’s pathetic. I don’t get why these people think Jack is a worthy collaborater. They don’t do much research do they ?
I'm still catching up but if any viggles are reading; if LM only communicate via phone, you can download call recording apps or ask a family member/person you live with to record your call while you listen via speaker phone.
Not a makeup Frau so can someone please shed any light on how she manages to make expensive gear look like it was applied out of one of these
Imagine having 180 expensive eyeshadow pallets and you still don't know how to blend your makeup properly
(Obviously I hate the poverty cosplay, lies, grifting and treatment of animals the most... but am I going to take the piss out of this low hanging fruit? Yes, absolutely! X)
She's not even washed off yesterday's eyeliner properly! I am a thorough cleansing bore and that is the hill upon which I will die.View attachment 440393
Imagine having 180 expensive eyeshadow pallets and you still don't know how to blend your makeup properly
(Obviously I hate the poverty cosplay, lies, grifting and treatment of animals the most... but am I going to take the piss out of this low hanging fruit? Yes, absolutely! X)
Dear Lord, the eyebrows.View attachment 440393
Imagine having 180 expensive eyeshadow pallets and you still don't know how to blend your makeup properly
(Obviously I hate the poverty cosplay, lies, grifting and treatment of animals the most... but am I going to take the piss out of this low hanging fruit? Yes, absolutely! X)
Why does she sleep with earrings in then take them out? What's that all about?View attachment 440393
Imagine having 180 expensive eyeshadow pallets and you still don't know how to blend your makeup properly
(Obviously I hate the poverty cosplay, lies, grifting and treatment of animals the most... but am I going to take the piss out of this low hanging fruit? Yes, absolutely! X)
This has got to be her doing some next level trolling of that facebook group, surely? Poundland Shirley Manson cosplay.View attachment 440393
Imagine having 180 expensive eyeshadow pallets and you still don't know how to blend your makeup properly
(Obviously I hate the poverty cosplay, lies, grifting and treatment of animals the most... but am I going to take the piss out of this low hanging fruit? Yes, absolutely! X)
If they'd searched for the Bootstrap Vegan Twitter, they'd have seen within a single scroll that it included recipes using Guinness (pre Vegan) and - CHICKEN.
She looked better in the before pic.
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Imagine having 180 expensive eyeshadow pallets and you still don't know how to blend your makeup properly
(Obviously I hate the poverty cosplay, lies, grifting and treatment of animals the most... but am I going to take the piss out of this low hanging fruit? Yes, absolutely! X)
I always found it hilarious seeing people respond of how perfect she was and literally fawning over her. She loved being a 'celeb' on there as she really did get soooo much attention. (Funnily she never seemed to post on other peoples posts, just her own). I'm now wanting to know who you all are on the gloss page, the joy of feeling like you really know people on here and have become friends if that makes sense.
ETA, it would be interesting to know if the times she posted on the gloss group, what her twitter life was like?.... wondering if she was getting the attention else where if twitter/etc was calm. As in feeding into that need for being all her. Hmmm.
Psssst @Harrybosch has anyone made a "Bechemel test" joke yet? Because this, this is a golden set up right here...
Her views on everything from coriander to femininity, from bechemal to bank cards are so fucked up.
Her views on everything from coriander to femininity, from bechemal to bank cards are so fucked up.
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