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I've been waiting to share this for ages but wanted to wait until I could do it justice. I think that's now. <insert the rest of Jack's anti-climactic Sponsorbot Twitter spiel>
Basically I've outsourced all maverick recipe creation to Slopbot. Unlike Jack's Sponsorbot, this is an actual bot (kind of, it's a random sentence generator) that will produce recipes for you. Here's an example of the kind of delicious concoctions it can come up with:
You can access Slopbot via slopbot.com and then click on the NEW SLOP PLEASE (I haven't worked out how to change the font size in the button, if you're on mobile you'll have to trust me that's what it says) button underneath the Slopbot picture for a new recipe.
I hope this isn't against the rules, I did check them forensically. This website doesn't benefit me in any way, it's not a company, it's not social media and it's not harassment, it just makes it easier to lampoon Jack's recipes and inspire the exploration of new culinary avenues. Obviously I will take it down if it is deemed inappropriate.
Basically I've outsourced all maverick recipe creation to Slopbot. Unlike Jack's Sponsorbot, this is an actual bot (kind of, it's a random sentence generator) that will produce recipes for you. Here's an example of the kind of delicious concoctions it can come up with:
You can access Slopbot via slopbot.com and then click on the NEW SLOP PLEASE (I haven't worked out how to change the font size in the button, if you're on mobile you'll have to trust me that's what it says) button underneath the Slopbot picture for a new recipe.
I hope this isn't against the rules, I did check them forensically. This website doesn't benefit me in any way, it's not a company, it's not social media and it's not harassment, it just makes it easier to lampoon Jack's recipes and inspire the exploration of new culinary avenues. Obviously I will take it down if it is deemed inappropriate.