Never seen baba ghanoush served like this. Honestly what did baba ghanoush do to deserve this
Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden
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"A poached Egg on Sharp Sand a must for the discerning builder in your life."
Maybe it's a Jack-el and Caroline thing.. When she drinks the potion and Caroline comes out, it's her who doesn't like the coriander.
When she returns to the Jack state, she doesn't remember!
I think it is baba gahanoush post digestion with bacteria growth.Never seen baba ghanoush served like this. Honestly what did baba ghanoush do to deserve this
She's started posting her 'behind the scenes at the GQ awards' blooper reel. #tragique
Can she not wipe her own eye wets?!
Afternoon, should it have been a green one?
That footage is awful. Also LOVE that the Make-Up woman touches her mask several times before attending to Jack.
That footage is awful. Also LOVE that the Make-Up woman touches her mask several times before attending to Jack.
He’s muted you, love.
her cluelessness in her response has confirmed to me that jack has never actually worked in a kitchen and Allegra just asked her staff to entertain Jack's fantasies and let her play 'chefs' for a couple of hours a week. They probably just gave her a colouring pad and some crayons to keep her busy.
That first tweet, about Rashford being out of frame, pissing him laughing, has this energy :
If anyone is in the position to be catty about the state of kitchen items, it certainly is not Jack Monroe, whose cutlery draw looks like Hiroshima. Those dinner ladies are infinitely better cooks than her. She can get to duck with her rinsed beans.
the mascara thing reminds me of my daughters birthday parties - there's always one kid that is jealous of the birthday girl and fakes an injury to get the attention back on them. Jack was def that little tit when she was younger.
Christ. That looks like one of those mini Japanese garden things for your desk, that you rake, with a random egg lobbed on top. WTAF?!
Literal food expert weighing in again.
try hard from uni Thats it! That is the v i b e, or at least the least offensive vibe being brought to the table. Thank you for putting into words what my brain has been trying to work out. Some level of inner peace.
Frozen Christmas dinner. Isn't part of it the smell of Christmas food wafting through the house as you twit about eating chocolate and watching Christmas day TV.
If she prepares on Xmas Eve her Christmas should be chilled enough. Although I doubt her house is ever chilled. She will probably have some beef with a reindeer or a snarky elf.
If she prepares on Xmas Eve her Christmas should be chilled enough. Although I doubt her house is ever chilled. She will probably have some beef with a reindeer or a snarky elf.
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