Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

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Frauen I’m stuck in the Vergangenheit but is this job on the list??👀
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good satan, this is all entirely too much!

also 🔺️no one will but, remember when I said my user name was part of my pet name? boo is a big part of it too! and i am Not Happy that she is taking my name in vain!

*shakes fist*
 
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Yeah, go and read to him, or something, since you tweeted constantly throughout that special after-school time you spoke about.
It really does read like she spends all of her time with her pretend people on twitter.
Her son must just look at the back of her phone all the time and what about BB, did t they bubble because of extreme loneliness and yet poor BB is sitting alone while she's talking shite about broken plates.

I am not selfish in the slightest but honestly imagine the fake excitiment that Christmas morning.

Friend, I got you the expensive computer thing you wanted .

Her I bought you your own bowl that I will out some reheated slop in. Hang on....*tumbleweed*
 
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Reader, I was a windowdresser in Debenhams. No creativity involved at all. The instructions got sent to us every week, and I spent a lot of time dusting, and hoovering up dead bluebottles.
 
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I’m going for 12.30am but sincerely hope not for the sake of Silver’s pirate thumbs.
 
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She’s giddy with the glee of interacting with us.
I reckon she's been so bored of having to pretend to be an adult and interact with Louisa every night without her phone. Now BB has LEFT she can get back to her *actual* secret language - leaving us hidden messages in her tweets 😂
 
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