Jack Grealish #20 Southgate’s subbing was so unfair, we’ll ride you better and tug your hair

[Encyclopedia]

Hello Ladies! After reading every comment in all 19 threads ( except the Hungarian games ones - sorry I’m Hungarian, had to skip them ) I finally had the courage to post.

I have always been into well behaved, reliable, romantic, polite guys with brain, great grammar skills (sorry for mine) classy simple style (no logos, diamonds), the ones you bring home to parents proudly. I had a summer fling with a scouser few years ago- total dickhead - so I promised myself I would never ever fancy any English guy again, especially with a weird, not Crown and Downtow Abbey sounding accent.
Yet here I am obsessing about this brummie god for weeks now, having so many dirty thoughts that I could take a shower 69 times per day… not healthy.

thank you ladies for the funny hours i spent with reading the threads, it is reaaally fun and scary to see my exact thoughts written down by total strangers.
I go to bed every night hoping that the next day I will get the ick, or just forget who he is but it has not happened yet, I’m getting deeper and deeper into this(though he should be the one getting deep inside me haha)
Thank God I’m single, would not be able to maintain a relationship and this filth at the same time (boyfriend should go probably)so congrats to you, who do this on a daily basis, you are the real MVP’s

Anyway thanks for reading my novel, it’s good to let it out, I think 99% of Hungarian women have no idea who he is, so I am alone with this here

In exchange I brought some nostalgic ones (I have a thing for baseball cap Jack…and Jack with a puppy… or with a braid… or/and a bulge)

 

[Shoequeen91]

Another one to mull over from the girlies

Jack Grealish #21 Celebrating eight years with your boyfriend the player, you watch the Notebook while he scrolls through Raya.

 

[Remymia]

Dream career was an F1 Driver we’ve all seen your driving hun x

 

[Encyclopedia]

Imagine his face if you said on the virtual meet & greet ‘I’m sure we spoke on Raya before’

“on WOT?”
“On Raya”
“I dunno wot that means”

*Jack Grealish has left the meeting*

 

[Teal Deal]

Aw look at his cute little smile

Can’t believe the amount of Jack hate and slander on Twitter after the match - he played for a few mins and scored his penalty! But apparently it’s his fault City are out and lost the Community Shield Times like this you realise social media really is a cesspit in places. Some of it coming from so-called Man City fans as well (they can’t be fans if they didn’t even know what happened in the match). Plus some news sites are using a pic of Jack for the story.

I did love this tweet though

 

[spilldatea]

i’ve not ran to tattle so fast in all my life

makes me remember the city announcement

 

[jade1818]

If I wake up tomorrow and jacks proposed to Sasha I’m moving to Harry bloody maguire

 

[iluvpink]

Come on. Who was it?

 

[spilldatea]

now honestly tell me balenciaga isn’t running some kind of social experiment to see how dumb rich people are and how much money they will spend just because of a ‘brand’ to show off.

 

[spilldatea]

NOT A DRILL

SASHA IS ON HIS STORY

 

[Jen667]

Eau de DeBruyne. Collects Kev's shower water after training and sprays that all over himself

 

[applecrumble7]

I am fifty something. Old enough to be his Mum or Jeremy Kyle Nan but forever 28 in my head. I swear looking at him can reverse menopause.

 

[Sarararah]

This thread is a joke at times, it's meant be a rave thread.
I mean we know he isn't a saint - he's a hot, loaded, young, pro footballer fgs- of course he's going to take the perks, we know his relationship with Sasha is a odd - but that's their business at the end of day!
We'd all take a railing off him given the chance - how can anyone take such a moral high ground when we'd all fuck him ourselves anyway!

 

[Jdbrown19]

Normally just read the thread on here and don’t comment but found this on tick-tock from the christening. He looks amazing in a suit !

 

[TruffleShuffles]

Dunno if it’s because I’m old but my only thought when seeing the anniversary setup was do they come back and tidy it up too? Hardly seems worth it if you’ve got to clean all that shit up yourself after.

 

[Timefortea93]

OMG OMG OMG

 

[spilldatea]

i swear that kid is like a fucking STD you can’t get rid of! think it’s disappeared then it pops back up. his dad needs to get a life, professional stalker at this point

 

[rosierose91]

I can’t cope with this man.
liking holiday bangs pic but doesn’t acknowledge his cousin on their anniversary.

SO TELL ME WHY,
Why WHY WOULD I STILL SELL MY SOUL FOR A NIGHT WITH THIS FUCKBOY???????

 

[Teal Deal]

I….just….can’t

I need a moment…I’m off to die of hyperventilation in the corner now

 

[Popsock123]

That will teach him for eating sweets and fucking Sasha