Sooo will try and recap as much as I can but will no doubt miss some things -
Block 1-0-WHORE was packed out last Tuesday at Wembley, you could smell the oestrogen in the air mixed with Jack’s sultry pheromones as he booted the ball around the pitch, sweat dripping, hair flopping, playing the best of the England team…and was duly rewarded by Gareth taking him off just after 60mins, to jeers of the crowd and the collective dumbfoundment of the commentators, pundits and pretty much everyone else watching.
Our Jack was clearly upset and fuming, and then wasn’t seen on social media or in the Burnley match, leading to some of us having a classic Grealish Hoebag panic wondering if he was alright…but he was back with a bang and all smiles playing well in the Champions League for a full 90 minutes of dribbling (both from Jack and from the tattlers watching him). This was after the horrendous fashion statement the Man City team were putting on with that brand I’ve already forgotten with the upturned jeans and cheap gym pumps.
Pep has basically said Jack is now living and breathing City 24/7 and is probably calling him at 2am every night to talk tactics and to check he’s taken his multivitamins and greens. So it looks like Jack has hung up his Asda bucket hat for now…
Oh and a recap on the outrageous criminal hotness that is Jack who is still making my ovaries explode even as we speak - I would bang him senseless into the morning and into next week:
