So true - I’ve had a mental day but seeing Jack bang it in the back of the net is just what I need.
Jack come and bang it in the back of my net pleeeeeaaase I’m begging you
Also screw you Southgate for the Euro final penalties cock up…a himbo like Jack is ideal for penalties, he’s hardly going to overthink it is he?
Will the City team be staying in London overnight or forced to do a late night coach trip home? If you’re still in London Jack just pop round to mine, plenty of bed space and tranquility* for you.
*If by tranquility you mean being sucked off and ridden to incapacitation all night long…