Itsdaniellesjourney #11 fingerbanged in Marbs, clearly overdoing the carbs.

[JohannaCawffey]

New thread suggestion - Dani is off to Greece with her fella, hope they don't bump into the bloke from Marbella..

 

[#ad#aff]

Changing a lampshade is DIY?

I cooked tea last night maybe I should tell people I'm a chef?

Yes hun. I flushed the toilet a while ago, just another busy day in my job as a plumber

 

[nellybignose]

Ooooooohh she answered a Q about her pre-chesney boyfs. What about present marital affairs?

I asked her whether the Tattle rumours were true and she blocked me

 

[Hereforthehottea]

I think it’s done.

 

[#ad#aff]

How many times is she gonna say she CaNt BeLiEvE tHe HoUsE uSeD tO bE a PiLe Of MuD. Does she think all other houses were beamed down from space?

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Dan summarises her weekend.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Omg, the shirt dress!!

What in the name of God is she thinking?? The matching accessory HAS to be a candlestick

Fixed it.

 

[Kaz2314]

I think she’s having Marbs flashbacks

 

[JSquared]

Has anyone sent the screenshot messages about her cheating to her husband?

Also this girl eats pasta about 4 times a week!

Why would anyone do that?! Everything is supposed to stay on tattle and not our business to possibly break up a marriage!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Dan has deffo been eating a lot more stuffed crusts than she lets on.

She's been eating more than one dick during her marriage too if the rumours are true

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Jesus, Mary and the wee baby donkey...what the actual fuck is that haul all about??? Does she think any of this looks good??

And you know those Gucci tassled mules? Well she should take them to the river where she walks Dora, tie them to a brick, chuck them in the river then go home via the local church, attend confession and vow never ever to wear such monstrosities ever again. She can chuck the stupid fucking Prada doctors bag in while she's at it.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Has she shrunk Chesney?

 

[JohannaCawffey]

She's so whingey.
Swaps her day off so she can go out on a Friday then complains that she's working on a Tuesday when the weather is nice.

Stupid, dull woman. I hope it pisses down on Friday*

*Apologies to anyone in Yorkshire who is off on Friday - I hope the sun shines on you

 

[Alexlilz]

Which bloody one of you?!

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Who wore it best?

 

[GrottyGretel]

You’re shitting me, right? People (myself included) have to squirrel money away to pay the prices to go to Disneyland, yet they can spunk away invites to morons like FingerBang Dan? This whole “influencer culture” makes my skin crawl!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I'm Dan's mug .... I.E Chesney

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I reckon she's in a bad mood over her new thread title today

One in the pink one in the stink

 

[Hipbones]

SHE HAS BOUGHT LOGS TO DECORATE A FAKE FIRE.

I actually can’t cope

 

[Snarkypants]

Just cut my finger and put a plaster on, just another busy day in my job as a surgeon x