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When you're counting the 25 calories in a satsuma, it might be time to wonder what the duck you're doing with your life.
How many times does this bore want to tell us that adult and kids sizes are the same 
Amanda Holden's house is up for sale (bear with, there is a link) and it seems Dan basically ripped off Manda's front room 
I mean she probably didn't but the clash of the sofa with the paint colour.
Iconic.
I mean she probably didn't but the clash of the sofa with the paint colour.Iconic.
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Do we reckon she dips the (dry) turkey in the soup or just masticates it all afternoon?!
I think her current insta story is THE most riveting thing I have ever watched.
Jesus Christ, she’s got absolutely no charisma T all!
Jesus Christ, she’s got absolutely no charisma T all!
She's so whingey.
Swaps her day off so she can go out on a Friday then complains that she's working on a Tuesday when the weather is nice.
Stupid, dull woman. I hope it pisses down on Friday*
*Apologies to anyone in Yorkshire who is off on Friday - I hope the sun shines on you
Swaps her day off so she can go out on a Friday then complains that she's working on a Tuesday when the weather is nice.
Stupid, dull woman. I hope it pisses down on Friday*
*Apologies to anyone in Yorkshire who is off on Friday - I hope the sun shines on you
Surely she’s got to be having some sort of sauce with that tea?!
I bet she bangs on the sauce big time once the photos have been taken, probably where some of her extra calories are. You’d choke eating her food without some moisture
Why does she give me Brian Butterfield diet vibes?! 
Welcome to Chez Dan. Where good food comes to dry die.
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If she's so happy with how she looks and her current weight, why is she pretending to calorie count?
Her garden is so soulless and beige like her food!
Also it’s so overlooked!! I’d hate to lay in my garden with all those windows looking onto me.
Also it’s so overlooked!! I’d hate to lay in my garden with all those windows looking onto me.
I like her dress/shirt combo
It's the Bugsy Malone loafers for me.
*shoes/ hair/ make up/bag excluded
And eyebrows
Just like she really rates:Wow how amazing that she has aff links for all of her recommendations for hair products, I wonder if she actually really rates them
Skinny coffee
Those nu skin mud masks and lipsticks she used to flog
Protein World slender blend porridge and smewwwthies
Charlotte Tilbury
Kiehls
Musclefood
ASOS and H&Ms entire tent dress collection
Spicentice spice kits
10 calorie jellies
Metcalfes rice cakes
Princess planning diaries
Kingstone cider
Pink and white wafers
Rice Krispy squares
Fibre one bars
My Deli kitchen flatbreads
the list goes on and on
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