BANNED FROM SWIMMING IN PRAIA DE LUZ!
Drone footage of Praia Da Luz. Creepy tells us they've taken the short trip to 'praia de lus'. He zooms in on the ocean. They're at the Spar getting a picnic. He films himself riding the electric scooter.
In the next shot Creepy is topless because it's too hot for a shirt. He mentions that Praia Da Luz is very well known and most viewers would've heard of it. It's famous for something not good. He didn't realise it was the same Praia Da Luz until they walked past the resort at night. Creepy has watched ever documentary going about what happened.
Does he realise he can says her name? He's not going to be put in front of a jury for saying 'Madeleine Mccann'. It's not a huge secret or anything. You have to go past the hotel to go to the beach and he noticed it out of the corner of his eye? You walk past the apartment, hotel, pool and everything else. It was weird to walk past it and Creepy felt weird. He wanted to mention it in the most respectful way possible because people will mention it in the comments below. Lazy and the girls are getting a picnic.
Footage of the beach and Creepy says he has the wrong lens. The sea is looking rough today. Drone footage
They're at the beach and Lazy says it's time for lunch. They have chickpea an watercress soup, bread and potatoes, Isabelle also has chocolate milk. Jace screeches excitedly about the sand and Esme takes photos. Footage of the girls and Jace at the beach.
Isabelle is reading and Creepy says she's in her natural habitat. She's on page 488 and he says the book will be done today. Creepy woohoos about the waves. Esme doesn't think they will be going swimming in the sea today.
Lazy advertises her brand new Baby and Me towel.
Hopefully Creepy didn't drop it on the way back to Portugal. It's probably filthy, I bet he used it to dry himself after a shower because he got too excited after seeing Prinny. Jace is throwing sand into a bucket of water.
Creepy says there won't be any swimming in the sea today. There's lifeguards telling everyone to get out of the water because there's a swell for the next two days which is making the waves crazy. They're mah-sive. Creepy watched an old man dive into the ocean and it flipped him upside down onto his head but he got up and laughed. The lifeguard screamed at him 'get outta the water', blowing his whistle and everything. Creepy wet his pants at the thought of being shouted at and realised there would be no swimming montages today. They're having a chiller on the sand instead. They had a really lovely chat with some ifam today who had lived in the area for 20 years and told the Inghams some lovely places to go.
He probably means they got talking to one of the lifeguards and asked places they would be allowed to film at. They're now going to get back on the scooters, go back to the resort and get in the pool because everyone is craving some swimming. Isla fell asleep in the sand. More drone footage.
The Inghams are back in the pool and Creepy says it's so nice. Lazy says it's so relaxing and falls asleep on a rock. Jace is also asleep. Footage of the pool area.
Lazy tells us they're meant to be at the caravan cooking vegan meatballs and pasta tonight but Creepy says they were too tired after swimming all day long in the pool. Lay said she was going to cook tonight but Creepy said he really wanted the vegetarian sandwich again.
Nah he probably just wanted to go there to look at the waitresses. Lazy know it's probably getting really boring but the restaurant blows her mind. The place it so beautiful that it's mind blowing. It's quiet because everyone is at the shower block. There's a stage for evening entertainment. Lazy says they should sell their house and move to Portugal.
Isabelle holds Jace as they look at the sunset.
Back at the caravan Lazy tells us they did a big clear out of all their clothes. Jace has learnt to say 'nah night' but he refuses to do it when Lazy tells him to. The clothes storage under the bed was a big mess so they've sorted it out this evening. They're off to bed because they have a really really really fun day planned for Isabelle's birthday tomorrow. The car is fixed and Creepy is going to collect it in the morning. Lay tells everyone to look at her hair and Creepy says she's the most attractive woman in the world right now. I think he's high again. 'You're repping the juicy pineapple right now. You've got some pineapple heeer'. Lazy thanks everyone who bought something in the Teen and Me sale but it's the last sale they will have for a while. Lots of people made the most of the sale and Creepy screeches thank you to everyone so the bank account must be looking a little healthier. Jace tries to say 'nah night' and it's not a bad attempt.
Isabelle must've been working overtime trying to get him to say it the past couple of days; If she keep going then Jace will be joining his mother for her rants by Christmas.
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How can someone look so sinister drinking a glass of water?