Imogenation

[Immoslips]

Yoga for a week for my STOMACH CONDITION

*thumbnails showing off how skinny babygal has become*

Quite triggering if you have ever had disordered eating tbh. But our hunny baby princess is doing this to help all the huns

baby gal links all previous videos but NEEDS to do an updated one and all will become clear later in the video.

oh! She teases Saturday’s video...it goes in depth about *certain things in this video* goody. I hope it’s another dig at tattle.

fuck me. Spennys tagging along too.

he can’t wait.

baby princess describes star anise and “an aniseedy thing that looks like a flower”. Her drink looks vile and according to immo tastes vile too.

she thinks she looks a state but does a “sexy” dance to camera, turning to the side so we can see how slim she is.

spenny forced himself into shot while they moan how hard the class was. They are both SO TIRED. Spenny sweats a lot apparently. I thank the higher power I don’t have to fuck him. immo never gets tired, but curiously never sleeps either - is this Maggie Thatchers second coming?!

the teacher loved immo...

immo shoos spenny into the shower

baby princess feels like she’s been beaten up...the huns question how this could be when she is a qualified daaaaaaancer?

oh. She needs a nap?

finally goes to the hospital appointment that she’s been going on about all vlog.

Immo was petrified they’d need to take bloods, but the martyr that she is; allowed a trainee to take them! Immo delights in telling the huns he royally fucked up and blood spurted everywhere.... the selfless soul that she is told him to get back on that horse and try the other arm! Her training obviously worked because he got it second time around.

brags that she hasn’t eaten all day

lucky to have spenny etc

monologue about spenny being a perfect husband relaxing her back to sleep at 4am

ugh. Hot yoga with sweaty spenny today.

slags off another attendee of the yoga class for pulling them up on parking inconsiderately

she’s bloated because “her muscles feel tense”. I’m no doctor but is that even a thing? Oh she’s googled it. Must be a thing then!

she’s not shat for 3 days.

immo takes a day off to “relax”. it’s only the best thing for her stomach you understand huns

pans down to her tiny stomach and rib cage. So sweet of baby princess to add another trigger for the huns mid way through the vid! She really is an angel

mentions pretend friend who she was late to meet because she went to the sauna but there weren’t any parking spaces so she took it as a sign that she wasn’t meant to go. To be fair, I feel like that every time I go to the gym so I won’t judge.

anxiety monologue.... is this more proof that saturdays vid is going to be about tattle and online “hate”????

Wants to claim acupuncture as expenses by begging the huns to request a week doing acupuncture

she went for a shit.

fuck me, sideshow bob has joined her for yoga again back to the teacher who “loves our immo”

shows off her yoga outfit...I’m sure it’s just me but it looks like she has a cricket box in her cycling shorts. She loves the class but she doesn’t feel the lady pushed them very hard. Apparently in yoga you have to take your top off and do it in your sports bra. I’ve done yoga for 12 years and NEVER been instructed to do it in a sports bra. Baby princess is either lying or just wanted to bang on about “bloating” and feeling uncomfortable.

BABYGAL!! when one practises yoga, you don’t look at yourself in the mirror to check yourself out, you look to see if you are in the correct pose or further down the line... how deep you are into the pose you vacuous twat!

she’s gonna do a video on how much she hates her body. Wahoo!

she’s feeling low because of her stomach and bloating. Tells the angels she’s due on her period. i mean.... shall we set up a go fund me babygal? That must feel horrendous. Thoughts and prayers and all that

straight into a clip in a crop top. I mean . . literally. No words.

video going up Sunday because she doesn’t feel great.

she’s not going to a yoga because; to quote “she doesn’t have spencer” fucking drip. what about your fake friend Charlotte babe?

Montage of 15 min home yoga session. *TRIGGER* DO NOT WATCH IF IN RECOVERY FROM AN ED

*phone rings*

“whose calling me?! Spencer?! Oh my god!” *dramatic run out of shot like she’s been caught sucking off the neighbour*
“HeLLo BabEY?”

Oh the yellow tongue is back but she does a disclaimer on screen.

surprisingly a few days of yoga haven’t helped her stomach but she thinks over time it would. Well that’s helped all the huns out there babygal!

Yet another pointless and boring video that I wasted time watching so my puppy (my puppy is an actual dog btw immo) emptied the contents of the living room bin all over the room.

at least I enjoyed doing this commentary baby angel princesses!

sorry I’ve been absent. I couldn’t even get through the last couple of videos. Will try to do better!

 

[Sherlock123]

Spencer in her latest video talking about a group lads ‘staring’ at Imogen “blokes have no respect these days, they think they can look at what is yours”
I’ve heard Imogen say he’s ‘old fashioned’ but I didn’t realise that meant in the sense that a wife was your property

 

[Immoslips]

MY BIRTHDAY SURPRISE *emotional*

Babygal mentions stomach 5 seconds into the video.

oh for the love of everything Jesus Christ. Spenny starts the vid. he looks like he has blood dripping from each nostril.

Immo interrupts during editing to tell the huns the video was filmed a couple of weeks ago. She's just telling the huns she's not been out and about during this "whole situation" then she wasn't.... the huns are confused. if baby princess is referring to corona virus...that situations been going on since November?

Ugh. back to creepy spenny. He's trying his best to be charismatic but when he looks like he has ebola it's not so fly … sideshow spenny explains to the huns that he's taking his WIFE to a spa, not just any spa, it's the one that she went to on her hen do. The controlling freak that he is; wants to go there with her as her HUSBAND. begs for likes and subs.

set up scene showcasing their dreadful acting. Immo pretends she doesn't know where she's going and spenny throws a bag at her to pack.


The huns see inside their 1970's wardrobe. it's cram packed.

spenny shoves what looks to the huns like a jock strap on immos head to blindfold her. She hasn't even washed her hair before she left.

the big surprise! spennys booked the spa and for immo to have a massage and a facial. and dinner. not surprisingly immo cries. turns out that spenny bought her here to have a poo.

immo thinks they've been upgraded.

OMG. Bizzarely Spenny wipes immos swimsuit all over his face and head. that guy is so strange. immo is completely unfazed.

imogen is amazed and surprised by the bath and shower. I guess she doesn't see them very often so it figures tells the huns her and spenny haven't ever had a bath together so perhaps they could tonight.

Curiously immo shows the huns a sign in the room addressed to "Mrs Horton" telling them they've had a free upgrade.... interesting because she had no idea about it! she can't have booked it because it was a surprise from sideshow spenny?! OR THAT'S A BIG FAT LIE AND SHE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE OTHER PEOPLE TO BELIEVE HER WIERD FANTASY LIFE. ugh. i'm annoyed at her deception and thickness at the same time.

immo poses in her costume.

judges the hotels security for not being immo proof.

spennys getting a facial aswell. he likes the quiet in the waiting room. even though he's deaf and could just whip out the hearing aids.

Shames three guests for having fun when she is having her "85 minute massage". huffs and puffs until they give her a 85 minute massage for free in the morning. spenny begs for brand deals.

oh she's showered at last!

lips look fucking ridiculous. She's dolled up to the nines and asks the huns to look how sexy her husband is. he's in jeans, T shirt, open denim shirt and trainers.

lots of husband and wife talk with a table full of water. By that I mean they refer to each other as "wife" and "husband" and spenny tells immo how nreal she looks over and over.

Spenny tells the huns they will show them their meals but they only show a gluten free, wheat free, vegan cake which is the size of a Malteser.

next scene is in the hotel room. immo has demolished a vegan chocolate bar and spenny announces - mouth full - that he's scoffed a while pack of cookies. immo tells the huns she told him he needed to bring snack for the room! which is interesting because she had NO IDEA what the surprise was! fucking lying bitch.

they go to bed so they can watch masterchef. End speech from immo, like sub etc.and their body language is awkward as fuck.

End.







.

oh and while i'm here i'll also remind the huns of my thread suggestion!

Imogenation & Sideshow Spenny. Watching porn is cheating, she doesn't do much eating.

 

[daisyrose]

I wonder why she never spoke about her scenes in an adult film since she's so open and honest and totally innocent baby gals?! Anyone from GG remember this?

"
At 22.36 it's her!! Sex scene makes me laugh dono why"

Please remove link if not allowed. Tx

 

[Khunx]

I have no words

 

[Immoslips]

Come shopping with me in B&am - HUGE HAUL

Our princess has had the Botox topped up recently judging by the look of her frozen face


Baby gal is upset because people have panic bought her fave sweets. of course they have hun

Not even two minutes in and sideshow spenny gets a dull monologue about choc dips. “Anyone else agree?” Seems to be fast becoming his favourite phrase.

Baby gal drones on about the tacky lamps and curtains. Shows off her un brushed hair and trolley contents so far:
kitchen roll
Tuna in water
Fish and chips crisps
Almond milk
*sideshow spenny inserts shit banter here saying the tannoy announcement was telling the huns to subscribe*
Fry light
Bottled water

Immo poses next to a tacky lamp, immediately gets distracted by a stool. Whips said stool from the shelf, plonks it next to fluffy lamp and asks if spenny can imagine her doing her make up on the stool next to the lamp. Tells the huns they’ll be in ... “what’s that mag baby?”
“Home? Ideal home!” Replies sideshow spenny. Immo wanders off chatting away to herself while spenny curses himself for knowing the name of a home magazine. Trust me spenny. You lost your street cred loooong ago boyo

Spenny creams his pants over some particularly tacky plastic rainbow drawers and muses that anyone as organised as himself would also love them. I wouldn’t know. I’m disorganised as hell and haven’t owned plastic drawers since I was a student.

Immo daaaances badly in the rug isle. Spenny asks if anyone else’s wife does the same. The huns highly doubt baby princesses audience are old enough to be married let alone watch her videos if their wife is as cringe and attention seeking as our immo. Watching one is more than enough for anyone.

Immo hates that they rent cause you can’t spill makeup all over the carpet. So she suggests getting a rug to spill makeup all over. During this time immo completely ignores further shit bants from Spenny.

Oh lord. They even share socks. Creeps.

More shit banter putting immo in a box.

Immo ignores EVEN FURTHER shit banter attempts by spenny.

Bizarre monologue from baby gal saying she once killed a fish and flowers so she thought it would make her a shit parent. So she thinks the answer is fake flowers. The huns wonder how this is a solution to her being a shit parent. Baby princess goes on to tell sideshow spenny that for Valentine’s Day he was supposed to get her a fake rose and tell her he would love her until the last petal dropped which meant they would love each other forever. Then realised she’s never got the the point of her monologue and concludes she will be an amazing parent.

Slags off old lady that wasn’t happy being filmed in the background so they had to stop.

Very unfunny skit of immo pretending she’d lost spenny and “finding him” in the next aisle, arms outstretched with two fake hanging baskets hanging off his fingers. Odd.

She loves the idea of a tacky ottoman at the end of the bed.

Films another unsuspecting customer as they do a weird skit of sideshow spenny presenting Immo with flowers on one knee (at Immos instruction.)

Shows the huns a tacky bed which is identical to theirs but only £179!

Boring look at new in and bedsheets. Immo struggles with prices. According to Immo velvet bedsheets show how rich you are.

immo tells us how she needs vanish cause she’s a dirty bitch. Spenny tells the huns astonish is a really good brand. He knows cause he’s seen mrs hinch mention it

they don’t have a kitchen bin.

update on trolley. Boring.

more fucking ads. This is the third, maybe fourth set of ads

monologue on being vegan, wheat free, dairy free and gluten free.

gushes over a load of tat that she admits they don’t need.

judges anyone who will buy a poo emoji inflatable. Tells the huns that her and spenny don’t have friends and goes on to tell spenny he’s not allowed to go on a lads holiday.

more fantasy from immo that spenny will become a gardener when the get their house “you know those husbands that get into something when they’re married?” Nope. I married my man for who he is, not what he will change into once married. In fact he didn’t change! Like most people who get married baby princess!

Spenny runs past the camera with a garden light - the comedian that he is. Immo has to explain that he’s pretending he’s running with the Olympic torch.

HAHAHHAHAHA! This is HILLARIOUS! Side show spenny comes gormlessly running up behind her but they haven’t planned it so she actually shits herself. HILARIOUS! Way more funny than their attempts at humorous skits anyway.

Embarrassing videos of them both dancing in the aisle.

outro. Immo shoehorns in that she’s taking some clothes to charity. Thumbs up and sub. Any suggestions for other shops welcomed in the comments below.

Spenny shouts that she deserves likes and subs. He loves her so much and she’s his WIFE!! strange.

end.

would only watch for this section 14:26-15:00

Apologies for shit spelling and / or grammar. I’ll be honest I just don’t think this pair are worth it. It takes a hell of a long time to do these and I only get a quarter of the way through before I CBA editing spelling and grammar

 

[Gtammy9]

I know a lot of people have mentioned that Spencer is weird and controlling but I think it’s literally the other way round!! He’s comes across to me as super nervous and just agrees with every single word that comes out of Imogen’s mouth. I think he has low self esteem because of being partially deaf and probably thinks he has won the jackpot with someone like Imogen especially with her whole image and lips being enhanced as well as her being fairly well known on Instagram. I don’t think he sees how weird she is because I feel like he doesn’t have a great deal of social experience and probably can’t believe someone like her has shown interest in him. Sorry to joke about this but only a partially deaf guy could live with Imogen

All jokes aside though she is seriously unwell and I mean mentally. Everything about her rings alarm bells. Could it be personality disorder or bipolar or something, I don’t want to label her so does anyone have any idea? Something is definitely not right and it’s always been evident. Even before she met Spencer and was making her multiple victims videos. Just shows when she was at uni she was still like this if she was having all these fall outs with people, just as she still does to this day. Would love to find out what has happened between all the other bloggers and her... So strange. She seems completely unstable

 

[Immoslips]

Our hunny bunny babygal angel has a #spon with fabletics today huns! prepare yourself for her cringeworthy visit to Nando’s where her and spenny make sure she’s centre of attention, she spills food down her fabletics, not bothering to wash or brush her hair for her trip to pryzm, moans that she’d have been let in if she was wearing balenciagas. So they head to weatherspoons where she clambers for attention again. Pretends she’s embarrassed to camera and can’t undserstand why she draws attention to herself when she looks so grim wearing “no makeup” the huns are confused because her base makeup and brows are done but she’s already assured the huns that she just tinted her brows the other day and she *definitely doesn’t have any make up on*

Gives the huns an impassioned speech about how all of us are beautiful outside and in. I ain’t either at the moment baby hunny bee.

Tells us for the 100th time that she’s so fucking fit, then tells us that she has daaaancer legggs and she was ”underage clubbing at age 15 in Yates the toilet attendant called her fat“ but that’s cause she has daaaacer legs.

*looks to mirror*

“I’M SO FIIIIT”

*image in mirror resembles shapeless 14 year old boy with long ratty hair and bad dress sense*

several minutes of her and boring Spencer’s shit dancing in front of a very disinterested DJ in pop world much to immodest Imogen’s disgust

next day. She is worried about spilling food down her at waggas. She’s also worried that it’s full of families that will judge her. Spenny chimes in how amazing her outfit is, plugging her tacky all white fabletics ensemble.

a family judged her apparently. But she understands it, they have kids...

she’s just come on her *blank* which I can only assume means her period because she refuses to get up and is so embarrassed and begging spenny to borrow his long coat. She’s 3 days late but apparently doesn’t have the foresight to use a pantyliner or take tampons with her.

new day! People get jealous when she wears leggings with a pocket.
she hasn’t even washed, let alone brushed her hair. Gives a short story time on our mate “Laura” (Who has still never had the right to reply on social media. CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE?! ) followed by a story time of a toilet attendant who called her fat When she was underage clubbing at 15. But only because she has daaaancers leggggs.

Cut to cringe montage of her doing her attention dancing, the man behind looks flumoxxed. Tiny clip of awkward spenny goofy dancing.

finished off with an inspirational speech “ you are you, and that is your power” ....

whatever that means

final plug to flabletics, cringe bad luv u leave u shit.

Boring and cringe as usual.

 

[SSSFFF]

Now she's on her instagram stories "genuinely crying" because she's at a theme park ride and she can't believe it. Girl, you paid for it! What were you expecting??? A trip to Legoland? I get it, we should always be thankful and grateful, but my god, just say you're excited! I wonder how close to dehydration she gets everyday from all this crying

 

[mummy2under2]

Bet he loves them lips in a certain place

He'd be lucky. She has a 'serious, chronic, life changing, debilitating, condition' didn't you know?
Sure his chipolata isn't part of her diet plan.

 

[Immoslips]

Oh no.

spenny starts the video.

he had the surprise of a lifetime for his WIFE.

*casually drops in that his bird “has a friend*

Spenny has managed to book a week off work to add on another week on honeymoon. He tells us umpteen times it’s ALL INCLUSIVE! which seems silly because baby angel hun bun can’t eat anything, and; I don’t know if she’s mentioned it or not, but SHE DOESN’T DRINK!

Cut to a shot of immo in her finest silk PJ’s, “packing” and throwing on a conveniently placed cardigan whilst she announces how ugly she looks and that she HAS NO BRA ON!! .... (not what I would choose as bedroom attire on my honeymoon but you do you baby gal)

spencer leads the script by asking if she’s had a good honeymoon? Immo does her terrible acting, spenny drops *THE BOMBSHELL” to allow immo to keep her centre front with the acting. She puts a mid roll AD here.

it’s dreadful. Nobody believes them.
The huns think about it and consider how long the would tell their partner to shut up before asking for proof. The huns reckon about 60 seconds is the max they’d wait before asking for proof. Our baby hun bun drags it out for nearly 5 minutes.

she’s amazed a barber managed to book a week off work. In advance.

several seconds of pecks and telling each other they love each other (the huns see it as them telling each other how much they love themselves)

immos trying to remember where he’s booked for their second half of the honeymoon. What a grateful hunny!

she can’t understand why he was filming her packing. Could it be because she always orders spenny to pick up the camera?

another mid roll AD

immo hopes she’ll have a poo in the Bahamas

immo takes back control of the camera

oh the HILARITY! Spennys booked two double beds! The silly billy!

she tries her hardest to convince the huns she had no idea.

ANOTHER AD

She shows us round a bog standard hotel and can’t even cope. It’s got to be a joke. It’s actually a joke. Apparently.

then she asks the huns if we can even cope looking round what looks to me like a Cosmo’s (for those that aren’t blessed with a Cosmo’s - it’s a multi cuisine all you can eat buffet)

immo gets annoyed that spenny wants to check the football WHILE HE’S ON HIS HONEYMOON!!

*shows the huns her tiny tummy* LOOK AT MY POT BELLY!!

she still hasn’t washed or brushed her hair since she arrived.

they are on fruit punch when they go visit pigs.

she can’t cope
Again.

oh ginger looks like my puppy! (That’s me, not immo)

I tried to fast forward but was greeted with another TWO ADS!!

the pigs are wild....but well looked after.... if can even be a thing?

they saw a turtle

they can’t believe they swam with pigs. Bucket list - CHECK

More platonic kisses.

spenny tells the huns it’s now baby making time.

the huns highly doubt that.

 

[Claretomas]

This is the most frustrating video of Imogen I have ever put myself through. I went to The Ivy in Oxford last week with both my kids (3 and 10 months) no makeup on, leggings, a jumper and trainers, and no one blinked an eyelid. Not even when my son pulled a drink off of the table. It’s not a Michelin starred restaurant. It’s a brasserie. THEY’RE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA YOU ABSOLUTE ATTENTION-SEEKING FOOL!

 

[Crisps]

It’s quite strange though as it seems he’s not the same since he met her either - he no longer goes out, no longer drinks, stopped going to the gym, doesn’t seem to see any of his friends...
Hard to see who’s controlling who

 

[Lilooooo]

BRB just vomitting

 

[Immoslips]

What I eat in a day by imogenation!

an 80’s theme seems to be the order of the day in her intro. The pastel blue track top and matching headband drive the huns wild. It turns out the track top is actually a dress. Immo begs for interaction by the way of likes and comments down below.

breakfast
a bedraggled rat greets us telling us she’s wanted to do this vid for a while. Pancake calories on holiday “don’t count” apparently, and our hunny baby gal assures is there are vegan alternatives. I lost interest because, well....it’s our babygal hunny and she’s boring. Also I’m not vegan.

baby hun bun is amazed by white egg shells and ALmond milk. (Will she ever learn how to pronounce almond?)

spenny makes a cameo off camera because he has no clothes on apparently. Bants.

immo thinks she’s a 12 out of 10 because she can put a pancake mix In a frying pan.

Our babygal princess has a hunger pain, but it’s not lunchtime so she “shouldn’t be eating” but the dried apricots (that she bought 7 of) help her go to the toilet.

She got them from Waitrose.

She had them on the plane and having them now. Even though she “shouldn’t be eating” they “curb sweet cravings” and aren’t “bad for you” and make her go to the toilet so .

spenny eats cheese twists and crisps.

babygal tells us she drinks more water on holiday. I mean....

now she’s got diarrhoea. Been 4 or 5 times since they’ve been in the park now. Lovely.

She’s on the porridge, worried about the pigeons.... that sound suspiciously like seagulls to a northern city gal like me. (I can’t watch with full attention because my puppy is barking for attention RN) Tried to palm off most of said porridge pot on spenny.

is this a #spon? We get a lot of info on breakfast bar

she’s been to the toilet 8 or 9 times now.

the bedraggled rat returns! We get what seems to be a #ad on vitamins. Oh no, she gives us a discount code. It’s deffo an ad.

Sorted herself out to talk about a boring dinner in.

I’m losing interest but spenny makes another off camera cameo. She talks about sweets and diarrhoea again. She could have eaten more but she said to herself “NO! I’VE EATEN ENOUGH!” *goes downstairs for a snack of cereal* asking the huns to comment down below

I hate watching people eat cereal so this is difficult for me. I’m a martyr for the cause

She tells us she’s getting diarrhoea while eating the cereal that she’s having In bed but muses to spenny that she hasn’t documented the diarrhoea that much today.

The huns may not disagree but I do baby angel princess

 

[britbrat]

Bullyyyyy

 

[Secretadmirer]

Omg how did I not know there was a thread for her. She is the most annoying person EVER. I couldn't imagine having to spend time with her/be in the same room as her. She talks at a million miles an hour and it's all complete crap.
Also who's she trying to convince when she goes on and on about her husband, how amazing he is, how much they love each other or how amazing their relationship is? It's like she needs to keep saying it all out loud to reassure herself.

 

[Bil]

surprise surprise it got deleted

 

[416435]

Why tf would you heart this comment

 

[whatweallthink]

I honestly think she's unhappy with Spencer. She's shown the typical downfall that some women go through when they get into a serious relationship. Obviously we don't know what he's like but he has showed really controlling behaviour (I think it's more emotional control rather than anything sinister) he has 100% stripped her of her personality however unbearable it was.

I think it's the obvious case of married too soon etc. She won't be the first or last! She's probably looking at herself living in an ex council flat with a man that doesn't seem to socialise with anyone but imogen or her family, he never has a pint after work or goes to watch the footy in the pub. He's jumped into her Instagram space (she's part to blame) and I think she's probably smothered by him.

I know it's a lot to take away just based on videos and Instagram but I think as a woman you can spot those behaviours in a man from a mile off when you're not the one in the relationship.