Recap
1. Dave went to the vets then for a sleepover at his old owners but actually Stanley attacked him
2. Holly has a dog sitter, wasn’t there when Dave was attacked though.
3. Forgot to put on hormone patch because of Princess Fluu so will probably never transition now
4. Fish and chips with beer for lunch at table number 7 but don’t send drinks, she can afford it all herself
5. Someone knocked at her door last night and called her Birko beast
6. Jess got police escorted to work this morning cos she’s the First Lady of Birkenhead
7. No decorating has been done today cos it’s all been too traumatic
8. The police advised holly to come off tiktok but holly came on tiktok to tell people she won’t be on tiktok. Proceeds to stay on tiktok throughout the whole day and in the pub