Gabriella Lindley #60 Flippers are out, bolognese is congealed. Who’s that? It’s Phillip Schofield!

[kbjhguih]

New print for Juniper Moon ft turd bun

 

[Celery16]

I wake up and there’s three pages to read, just because Gabbie has seen a person that isn’t her mum for the first time since 2018.

 

[Blueblue123]

Rich coming from her. She shares a fork with her cat and picks his poo off his bum

 

[Pineapple_slippers]

Randomly scrolling through bedding on M&S and this was the review left under the pink/gold star bedding she has - can't even leave a review by herself 🥲

 

[freshgossip5]

I know it’s way too early but in honour of her favourite tv show friends…

Gabriella Lindley #61 the one where she finally leaves the house

 

[Heellooooooo]

Ffs why does she have to shit on everything just stop talking and let people want something before you slander it

 

[judgejohndeed]

Jesus she’s ill AGAIN

'You don't see me crying every day' yes we literally do, because you keep putting it on your story, you complete weirdo

 

[kingnelson]

Where’s the rash gone off her face her incurable rash!

 

[November_again]

Imagine meeting your weird Forest Gump-like sister in law for the first time and you watch her filming herself pretending to drink coffee and then eyefucking herself while awkwardly licking ice-cream while sitting next to you instead of engaging in a conversation or even just being present in the moment.

 

[laykeadsy]

Please tell me that ice cream is not from the same place Zoe posted about a few days ago....

OH. MY. GOD. IT IS.

 

[mindlessness]

Title thanks to @HotTea though had to shorten it a little due to title length restrictions. Original:
Gabriella Lindley #60 Flippers are out, bolognese is congealed. Who’s that in the background? It’s Phillip Schofield!

Happy 60th All!
It's our diamond anniversary

Remember your mantra for 2022:

Not as artistic as our previous Bingo cards (and dreadfully pixelated, sorry).
@Gossipgirl92 and @GossWhore suggested lots of these at the end of the last thread.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Well guyz, I went to Ikea and saw many Gabby staples - the wicker footstool, the bowl scraper (that she calls a bench scraper), the watering can that looks like something else, the bolognaise freezer bags to name but a few - and I can honestly say that visit will do me a good long while. I have no idea how she goes there so regularly or even why, surely they can’t change the range of stuff they sell so often?

They should just release a range dedicated to her. Håmmtwåt or something.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Oh please! If you have time to tweet indirects about your dad then you have time to reply to comments.

Somebody comment "alright beyonce"

 

[planetjupiter]

Oh please! If you have time to tweet indirects about your dad then you have time to reply to comments.

 

[Celery16]

Even the way she says ‘attempting to be in the same industry’ is patronising and aggressive as fuck. Who does she think she is?! People with a fraction of her followers have better engagement than she does.

 

[julialarubia]

So... she admits she reads here? (her first answer about a jab to us scummy trolls)

 

[Elle]

SHE'S PAINTING HER LIVING ROOM. AGAIN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Fucking weirdo.

 

[judgejohndeed]

I love that she’s spent ages being like hurrr durrr i don’t show my lifeeee and all my frenssss but the second she’s with another person there’s a photo lol? I’ve said it before but the entertainment Gabby provides us is free? God bless the internet

 

[Doc]

“I tRy NoT tO pOsT aBoUt HeAlTh ThInGs AnYmOrE…”

Then don’t? Go to a fucking dermatologist, there’s no way anyone can know what your patches of inflamed skin will be caused by and you’re never grateful for suggestions.

 

[kbjhguih]

Jesus she’s ill AGAIN