She's so fucking sly, shifty, and morally bankrupt its unbelievable. They don't expect a review?! Of course they fucking do you imbecile, and they know it's gonna be favourable, because they gave a party of SIX a £1000+ break for free. You've literally taken a backhander - a bribe, from a company that's got shit reviews online from paid customers, who are desperately trying to salvage their reputation, and business. You very clearly show complete and utter contempt and disrespect to the company, and your followers (you know, the ones who pay your bills) by not providing quality, informative content. Potential customers (YOUR followers) want to know the facts - quality of rooms? Facilities adequate? Accessibility? Food - cater for allergies? Vegan options? Quality ingredients? Diverse menu? Locally sourced produce? Staff - helpful and accommodating? Kids - entertainment good? Lots to do and see in the area? Housekeeping - everything in good, clean, working order? Parking OK? Would you return as a paying customer? And as with any decent feedback, you would suggest improvements and things that would make your stay even more 'uhhmaaazing'.
Just admit that you want everything, for absolutely nothing. You expect everything handed to you on a plate, with the absolute minimum effort. You are a victim of your own self-importance, and have serious delusions of grandeur. You want to pretend you have a champagne lifestyle, but unfortunately for you, you don't. You are a spoilt, indulged, middle aged woman, who is desperately clinging onto her youth, who absolutely hates her life, and resents her kids. You and your life are a mess.